YeeHaw!

that joke was just what I needed hehe

Mike

"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Don't know if this happens to any of you folks out there, but around
> here, every once in a while (years), a bunch of tools and/or appliances
> give up the ghost. This time it was an ancient Craftsman/King-Seeley
> scroll saw, a mid-60s Craftsman RAS, and a Craftsman/K-S bandsaw.
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> The scroll saw quit going up and down which is bad news for a scroll
> saw. It required taking apart but the fix was straightforward. The RAS
> needed new bearings for the motor which Sears still stocked. The
> bandsaw was another matter. I whined about this some months ago when
> the bracket holding the upper wheel broke and no parts were available.
> A local guy tried to build a replacement for the part but failed. Then
> the wRECk came through. Speedbuggy had the same problem and had some
> extra parts and a reference to OWWM conversations on the situation. He
> sold me his extras and I finally did some installations this morning.
> It works. My Yeehaw! brought Maggy out to see if some thing had bit off
> my foot. Thanks Speedbuggy.
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> Now to make more sawdust.
> mahalo,
> jo4hn
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> And as a reward for bearing with me this far...
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> A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went
> to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
> unusual pet.
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> After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug),
> which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box
> back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start
> off by taking his new pet to church with him.
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> So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> church with me today, we will have a good time."
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> But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but
> he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to
> church with me and receive blessings."
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> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
> waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. ! ;He decided
> to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
> centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
> church with me and learn about The Lord!"
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> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
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> A little voice came out of the box:..
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> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
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