"Rich" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Last night I broke into my neighbors shop and stole his DJ-20. Then
> today, me and a buddy went to Rockler. While my buddy distracted the
> clerks by faking a heart attack, I took a 100% discount on a sliding
> table.
>
> A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
WOW! With all that money you saved, you can go buy a brain.
Mister Mister responds:
>> Last night I broke into my neighbors shop and stole his DJ-20. Then
>> today, me and a buddy went to Rockler. While my buddy distracted the
>> clerks by faking a heart attack, I took a 100% discount on a sliding
>> table.
>>
>> A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
>
>WOW! With all that money you saved, you can go buy a brain.
>
C'mon, now. He wouldn't know what to do with it.
Charlie Self
"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
Dorothy Parker
http://hometown.aol.com/charliediy/myhomepage/business.html
OooooHHH! So that is where you were last night
and today when your wife kept calling me over
to ahhh............well never mind.
"Rich" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Last night I broke into my neighbors shop and stole his DJ-20. Then
> today, me and a buddy went to Rockler. While my buddy distracted the
> clerks by faking a heart attack, I took a 100% discount on a sliding
> table.
>
> A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
"Rich" wrote in message
> Last night I broke into my neighbors shop and stole his DJ-20. Then
> today, me and a buddy went to Rockler. While my buddy distracted the
> clerks by faking a heart attack, I took a 100% discount on a sliding
> table.
>
> A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
It's too early to tell. Suckage will be determined later by the type of jail
cell and the sexual proclivity of your cellmate.
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www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 1/12/04
On 15 Jan 2004 04:03:06 -0800, [email protected] (Rich) Crawled
out of the shop and said. . .:
>Last night I broke into my neighbors shop and stole his DJ-20. Then
>today, me and a buddy went to Rockler. While my buddy distracted the
>clerks by faking a heart attack, I took a 100% discount on a sliding
>table.
>
>A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
DFTT
Nice going!! And you didn't even need to bust a cap in anyone!!
"Rich" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Last night I broke into my neighbors shop and stole his DJ-20. Then
> today, me and a buddy went to Rockler. While my buddy distracted the
> clerks by faking a heart attack, I took a 100% discount on a sliding
> table.
>
> A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
Care to elaborate for those of us that read slow?
Renata
On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:18:37 GMT, "mttt" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
>"Rich" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>>
>>
>> A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
>
>Hookay - I see you're catching flack from the gallery. I got the joke and I
>thought it was damned funny. 'Specially about the fake infarction...
>Kind'a wish I'd come up with it myself.
>
smart, not dumb for email
"Rich" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!
Hookay - I see you're catching flack from the gallery. I got the joke and I
thought it was damned funny. 'Specially about the fake infarction...
Kind'a wish I'd come up with it myself.