UA100 writes:
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>Today I received an e-mail with the following subject line.
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>Subject: Ur Diicky Is So Smaall mundus melamine calcium
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>And you know, I wouldn't mind the smallness of it if it was
>as hard as melamine.
Or, as a guy I know stated one day while talking to a woman: That "little"
thing has never disappointed me. If you've got a problem, you've got a problem.
Charlie Self
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." Disraeli as
quoted by Mark Twain
On Sun, 02 May 2004 14:24:41 -0500, Unisaw A100 wrote:
> Today I received an e-mail with the following subject line.
>
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> Subject: Ur Diicky Is So Smaall mundus melamine calcium
>
>
> And you know, I wouldn't mind the smallness of it if it was as hard as
> melamine.
One of the spams that got through my filters had a testimonial from
someone who couldn't thank the spammer enough from getting him from 2" to
6". The poor guy musta lived north of Luigi!
-Doug
--
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul." - George Bernard Shaw
On Sun, 02 May 2004 20:35:19 GMT, Doug Winterburn
<[email protected]> wrote:
> The poor guy musta lived north of Luigi!
>
>-Doug
I feel his pain.
"Winter Rules" around here mean that I have to paint either the belly
button or the other thing blue, in order to tell them apart during the
cold season.
Unfortunately, I can never remember which is which and this can lead
to confusion and lost time in mission-critical, time-sensitive
situations.
Maybe I'll ask JOAT if I can borrow some of his yellow paint as a
handy mnemonic.
Then again...
Regards,
Tom.
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Sun, May 2, 2004, 5:09pm [email protected] (Tom=A0Watson) burbled:
I feel his pain.
"Winter Rules" around here mean that I have to paint either the belly
button or the other thing blue, in order to tell them apart during the
cold season.<snip>
I would think that blue paint, during the cold season, would be
redundant. There "are" viable alternatives, besides the yellow paint
you suggested.
1. Roll in powder, and look for a moist spot.
2. Braille.
3. Sniff test.
4. Taste test.
JOAT
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret