The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available at its
new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative location -
http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
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On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:14:34 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Gerald C Newton wrote:
>
>> Yes, Sean, along with Art Deco and Chadwick Stone, you form the three
>> stooges of
>> the Usenet. You and the Clowns of Usenet are our Usenet Court Jesters
>> always giving us a laugh with your useless, brainless, and total
>> waste of Usenet bandwidth.
>
>They aren't just clowns (I AGREE WITH THAT PART), they're more than that.
>They are the scum of the Earth. They hurt people's feelings, decent people
>not bad people that don't DESERVE that kind of mistreatment. Some people
>they hurt are mentally ill and aren't equipped with the tools to defend
>themselves from these varmints. At least one man committed suicide after
>being tormented by these low lives for years, EVEN LONG AFTER HE STOPPED
>MAKING POSTINGS TO USENET THEY STILL MADE HARASSING POSTINGS AND WEB SITES
>ABOUT THE POOR SOUL. I remember your name from a site Sean had some time
>ago. There's strength in numbers, let's put these cockroaches to bed ONCE
>AND FOR ALL.
I'm with you Vito Kuhk in your quest to yell on usenet! Your inspired
words above have moved me into action! Whatever I CAN DO TO HELP YOU
OUT, LET ME KNOW.
If only there were another usenet heirarchy we could all exist
together away fromt he riff raff, something family friendly, you know?
Jade
"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.
On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available at its
> new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>
> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>
> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative location -
>
> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>
> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
Seconds?
For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker
with it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for
further preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making,
I nominate the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating the
RFD as a serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis that
it's an unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line,
and Sinker.
Seconds?
Snarky
On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 11:02:05 -0600, Kali <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:
>In <[email protected]>, Aratzio
>[email protected] said:
>: On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 10:12:37 -0600, Kali <[email protected]>
>: transparently proposed:
>:
>: >In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
>: >[email protected] said:
>: >: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>: >: <[email protected]> wrote:
>: >:
>: >: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
>: >
>: >[...]
>: >: >BUT YOU
>: >: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
>: >:
>: >: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
>: >: enhanced k00kout.
>: >
>: >I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
>: >for Thanksgiving this year!
>: >
>: >Kali
>:
>: Cooked Goose is a Christmas thing, 'specially in the islands.
>
>So you only eat cooked goose at Christmas? I'd pop one on the
>grill in July if I wanted. Christmas around here is the seven
>fishes or a big, juicy beef/lamb roast.
>
>Kali
Yeah, them songs bout teh Christmas Fishies & Roasts...
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The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:09:17 -0500, Vito Kuhn k'lamed:
>> The Demon of Mockery wrote:
>>> On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available at
>>>> its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>>
>>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>>
>>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative location
>>>> -
>>>>
>>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>>
>>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>>
>>>>
http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
>>>
>>> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
>>> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>>
>> I'll NEVER understand the mentality of people who reward LIARS and CON
>> ARTISTS.
>
> Oddly enough, I'm not surprised that you don't understand trolling.
>
>>> Seconds?
>>>
>>> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker with
>>> it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for further
>>> preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making, I nominate
>>> the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating the RFD as a
>>> serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis that it's an
>>> unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line, and Sinker.
>>>
>>> Seconds?
>>>
>>> Snarky
>>
>> You must be one of the dumbest trolls because your associates already
>> gave me that "AWARD" in the past.
>
> Oh, don't worry, you can have another.
>
>> In fact, you can have it.
>
> Thanks, but no thanks. I couldn't possibly accept it, in the face of
> your own gracious acceptance speach earlier.
>
>> You can have ALL OF THEM.
>
> Now, now, there's no use flattering me. It just doesn't work. I don't
> care if you shout.
>
>> They don't mean ZILCH to anyone but swines.
>
> So they mean something to everyone but swine? Hmmm. Auto-flame grade: B.
> The grammar's just a bit too tricky, on that one. Please try harder, in
> future, Frito.
>
>> The only purpose of these "AWARDS" is to belittle and harass people
>> online.
>
> Oh, my, no, there's mockery and ridicule, too, and at no extra charge.
> We(tinw) here at alt.usenet.kooks like to give extra value for your
> humiliation.
>
>> One day you're gonna tick the wrong person off and find yourself with
>> SERIOUS PROBLEMS, in fact maybe you already have.
>
> "I'm scared!" -- Bunn E. Rabbit.
>
> *ding*
>
> <tips sombrer0>
>
your sombrero is made of shredded wheat biscuits, innit? no wonder.
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On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:34:47 GMT, Aratzio <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 10:12:37 -0600, Kali <[email protected]>
>transparently proposed:
>
>>In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
>>[email protected] said:
>>: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>>: <[email protected]> wrote:
>>:
>>: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>
>>[...]
>>: >BUT YOU
>>: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
>>:
>>: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
>>: enhanced k00kout.
>>
>>I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
>>for Thanksgiving this year!
>>
>>Kali
>
>Cooked Goose is a Christmas thing, 'specially in the islands.
Christmas Island?
Jade
"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.
On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Sean Monaghan wrote:
>
>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>
>>
>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>> location -
>>
>>
>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>
>You think you pulled the wool over my eyes,
You don't like the feel of wool on your eyes? I guess the rumors
aren't true then.
> you low life immature little
>troll. You just made a very STUPID move. You turned over positive proof
>that you posted a fake RFD. You connected that action with the criminal
>libel about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has every
>right to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals because you tricked the
>moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me. Not only did you
>violate the charter and moderation policies of news.groups.proposals BUT YOU
>COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
enhanced k00kout.
Jade
"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.
On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 10:12:37 -0600, Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
>In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
>[email protected] said:
>: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>: <[email protected]> wrote:
>:
>: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
>
>[...]
>: >BUT YOU
>: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
>:
>: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
>: enhanced k00kout.
>
>I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
>for Thanksgiving this year!
>
>Kali
I heard Sean likes to tell girls he can cook just to get invited to
their houses on Thanksgiving.
Don't let him troll you like that.
Jade
"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.
On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:14:34 -0500, in news.groups, "Vito Kuhn"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Gerald C Newton wrote:
>
>> Yes, Sean, along with Art Deco and Chadwick Stone, you form the three
>> stooges of
>> the Usenet. You and the Clowns of Usenet are our Usenet Court Jesters
>> always giving us a laugh with your useless, brainless, and total
>> waste of Usenet bandwidth.
>
>They aren't just clowns (I AGREE WITH THAT PART), they're more than that.
>They are the scum of the Earth. They hurt people's feelings, decent people
>not bad people that don't DESERVE that kind of mistreatment. Some people
>they hurt are mentally ill and aren't equipped with the tools to defend
>themselves from these varmints. At least one man committed suicide after
>being tormented by these low lives for years, EVEN LONG AFTER HE STOPPED
>MAKING POSTINGS TO USENET THEY STILL MADE HARASSING POSTINGS AND WEB SITES
>ABOUT THE POOR SOUL. I remember your name from a site Sean had some time
>ago. There's strength in numbers, let's put these cockroaches to bed ONCE
>AND FOR ALL.
Vito have you ever spoke to pSylvia pSullivan?
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> "Kadaitcha Man" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> I'll fecund that motion. So FECUNDED! But only because I just saw
>> Fr00t0 Kuhnt's acceptance speech...
>>
>> "You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature
>> little troll. You just made a very STUPID move. You turned over
>> positive proof that you posted a fake RFD. You connected that action
>> with the criminal libel about me on that disgusting web site of
>> yours. The board has every right to cancel your post in
>> news.groups.proposals because you tricked the moderator into letting
>> you post a personal attack on me. Not only did you violate the
>> charter and moderation policies of news.groups.proposals BUT YOU
>> COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME."
>
> Nice meltdown for Politeness Man.
>
>> That in itself may be worthy of a Balsa Gavel.
>
> He actually needs to file suit for that. Instead, since he melted
> down in alt.fan.art-bell, too, he's eligible for the Offices of
> Attorneys at Flaw for legal threats and bad legal advice.
Ah ha. Ok. NP.
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AOK in news:[email protected]
Sean Monaghan wrote:
> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>
>
> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>
>
>
>
> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
> location -
>
>
> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>
>
>
>
> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature little
troll. You just made a very STUPID move. You turned over positive proof
that you posted a fake RFD. You connected that action with the criminal
libel about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has every
right to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals because you tricked the
moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me. Not only did you
violate the charter and moderation policies of news.groups.proposals BUT YOU
COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
--
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Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force
http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=workgroups:deadgroups
"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available at
> its
> new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>
>
> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>
>
>
>
> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative location -
>
>
> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>
>
>
>
> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>
>
>
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> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Will Sean ever grow up? That is the big question. Sean has been doing this
clown thing for years and just never gets it. He can't find anything better
to do with his time. Poor Sean, the clown and the three stooges imitator,
the Usenet funny boy that gets no laughs.
If his mother knew she would umplug his computer, but he keeps secrets from
her.
"Kadaitcha Man" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> I'll fecund that motion. So FECUNDED! But only because I just saw
> Fr00t0 Kuhnt's acceptance speech...
>
> "You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature
> little troll. You just made a very STUPID move. You turned over
> positive proof that you posted a fake RFD. You connected that action
> with the criminal libel about me on that disgusting web site of yours.
> The board has every right to cancel your post in
> news.groups.proposals because you tricked the moderator into letting
> you post a personal attack on me. Not only did you violate the
> charter and moderation policies of news.groups.proposals BUT YOU
> COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME."
Nice meltdown for Politeness Man.
> That in itself may be worthy of a Balsa Gavel.
He actually needs to file suit for that. Instead, since he melted down in
alt.fan.art-bell, too, he's eligible for the Offices of Attorneys at Flaw
for legal threats and bad legal advice.
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"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> X-No-Archive: YES
> Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
> [email protected]
>
>> Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>
>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>>> location -
>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>
>>>
http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>>
>> You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature
>> little troll.
>
> You were trolled... again... just goes to show how gullible you are,
> Frito. Do you still kling to the misguided belief that gawd loves
> you? If thats the case, then pleace to be 'splainin' why he made you
> so damned dumb :)
>
>> You just made a very STUPID move.
>
> Waaaaaaah!!! Your pussy hurts!!!
>
>> You turned over positive proof that you posted a fake RFD.
>
> Oh dear, does that mean that Virginia "Farm" boys are descending upon
> his home right this very minute. A k0oK FAQ is clearly a crime of
> global proportions <snort>
>
>> You connected that action with the criminal libel
>
> <snicker> Libel is not a criminal offense, Frito.
>
>> about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has every
> right
>> to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals
>
> Oh dear, such a stinging retaliation... do you suppose they will
> cancel it from teh dumpster archives of google? <chortle>
>
>> because you tricked
>
> You misspelled trolled, Frito.
>
>> the moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me.
>
> You can spit out the h0oK now, Frito.
>
>> Not only did you violate the charter and moderation policies of
>> news.groups.proposals BUT YOU COOKED YOUR OWN
>> GOOSE THIS TIME.
>
> Woohoo... for this spectacular display of big words with no ass to
> back them, I hearby submit Vito "teh Kuhntroll freak" Kuhn for the
> AFA-B Office of Viagra Junkie.
>
> Keep up the fireworks Frito, I see a Chernobyl and possibly a Balsa
> Gavel in your future :)
Seconded!
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"Gerald C Newton" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
>
> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>
>>
>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>> location -
>>
>>
>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>
>>
http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>
> Yes, Sean, along with Art Deco and Chadwick Stone, you form the three
> stooges of the Usenet. You and the Clowns of Usenet are our Usenet
> Court Jesters always giving us a laugh with your useless, brainless,
> and total waste of Usenet bandwidth.
What's happening, G-Dolf? Guess who will be next to have his very own
FAQ revived and updated?
:-)
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"The Demon of Mockery" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>
> Seconds?
So seconded and accepted.
> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker
> with it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for
> further preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making,
> I nominate the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating the
> RFD as a serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis that
> it's an unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line,
> and Sinker.
>
> Seconds?
K-Man has seconded this one, so I'll third it and mark it as accepted.
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Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
[email protected]
> The Demon of Mockery wrote:
>> On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>
>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>
>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>>> location -
>>>
>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>
>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>
>>>
http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
>>
>> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
>> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>
> I'll NEVER understand the mentality of people who reward LIARS and CON
> ARTISTS.
>
>>
>> Seconds?
>>
>> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker
>> with it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for
>> further preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making,
>> I nominate the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating
>> the RFD as a serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis
>> that it's an unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook,
>> Line, and Sinker.
>>
>> Seconds?
>>
>> Snarky
>
> You must be one of the dumbest trolls
And you bit teh h0oK... AGAIN... just how dumb would that make you,
Frito?
> because your associates already gave me that "AWARD" in the past.
Thank you for confirming the consistency of your gullibility, Frito :)
> In fact, you can have it. You can
> have ALL OF THEM. They don't mean ZILCH to anyone but swines.
And your melting down over them indicts you as the very thing against
which you rail, Frito.
> The only purpose of these "AWARDS" is to belittle and harass people
> online.
Think of it as an opportunity to be educated by those in the know, Frito
:)
> One day you're gonna tick the wrong person off and find
> yourself with SERIOUS PROBLEMS, in fact maybe you already have.
Woohoo!!! Whatcha gonna do, Frito? Gonna call him a swine and a troll?
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"Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]> wrote:
>At least one man committed suicide after
>being tormented by these low lives for years, EVEN LONG AFTER HE STOPPED
>MAKING POSTINGS TO USENET THEY STILL MADE HARASSING POSTINGS AND WEB SITES
>ABOUT THE POOR SOUL.
PPOSTFU, Kuhn. That stands for "Post Proof or Shut The F Up". I
figured since you have perpetual n00b tendencies that you may not
recognize the acronym by itself.
> I remember your name from a site Sean had some time
>ago. There's strength in numbers, let's put these cockroaches to bed ONCE
>AND FOR ALL.
Why don't you take THAT discussion to
fam.misc.what-a-miserable-joke-this-hierarchy-has-become ?
=====================================================
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
> Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
> like the U.S. practice no deceit:
In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
[email protected] said:
: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
: <[email protected]> wrote:
:
: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
[...]
: >BUT YOU
: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
:
: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
: enhanced k00kout.
I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
for Thanksgiving this year!
Kali
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research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
In <[email protected]>, Aratzio
[email protected] said:
: On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 10:12:37 -0600, Kali <[email protected]>
: transparently proposed:
:
: >In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
: >[email protected] said:
: >: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
: >: <[email protected]> wrote:
: >:
: >: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
: >
: >[...]
: >: >BUT YOU
: >: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
: >:
: >: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
: >: enhanced k00kout.
: >
: >I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
: >for Thanksgiving this year!
: >
: >Kali
:
: Cooked Goose is a Christmas thing, 'specially in the islands.
So you only eat cooked goose at Christmas? I'd pop one on the
grill in July if I wanted. Christmas around here is the seven
fishes or a big, juicy beef/lamb roast.
Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
In <[email protected]>, Aratzio
[email protected] said:
: On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 11:02:05 -0600, Kali <[email protected]>
: transparently proposed:
:
: >In <[email protected]>, Aratzio
: >[email protected] said:
: >: On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 10:12:37 -0600, Kali <[email protected]>
: >: transparently proposed:
: >:
: >: >In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
: >: >[email protected] said:
: >: >: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
: >: >: <[email protected]> wrote:
: >: >:
: >: >: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
: >: >
: >: >[...]
: >: >: >BUT YOU
: >: >: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
: >: >:
: >: >: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
: >: >: enhanced k00kout.
: >: >
: >: >I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
: >: >for Thanksgiving this year!
: >: >
: >: >Kali
: >:
: >: Cooked Goose is a Christmas thing, 'specially in the islands.
: >
: >So you only eat cooked goose at Christmas? I'd pop one on the
: >grill in July if I wanted. Christmas around here is the seven
: >fishes or a big, juicy beef/lamb roast.
: >
: >Kali
:
: Yeah, them songs bout teh Christmas Fishies & Roasts...
Ok, Mr. Traditional.
Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
[email protected] said:
: On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 10:12:37 -0600, Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
:
: >In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
: >[email protected] said:
: >: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
: >: <[email protected]> wrote:
: >:
: >: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
: >
: >[...]
: >: >BUT YOU
: >: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
: >:
: >: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
: >: enhanced k00kout.
: >
: >I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
: >for Thanksgiving this year!
: >
: >Kali
:
: I heard Sean likes to tell girls he can cook just to get invited to
: their houses on Thanksgiving.
:
: Don't let him troll you like that.
:
: Jade
IHBT by Vito Kuhn!
Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 10:12:37 -0600, Kali <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:
>In <[email protected]>, Daedalus
>[email protected] said:
>: On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:38:31 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>: <[email protected]> wrote:
>:
>: >Sean Monaghan wrote:
>
>[...]
>: >BUT YOU
>: >COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME.
>:
>: I know I'm terrified for Sean's future after reading this Frito
>: enhanced k00kout.
>
>I didn't even know Sean could cook. I'm going to invite him over
>for Thanksgiving this year!
>
>Kali
Cooked Goose is a Christmas thing, 'specially in the islands.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
X-No-Archive: YES
Gerald C Newton [[email protected]] has entered into
testimony
[email protected]
> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>> at its
>> new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>
>>
>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
[...]
> Yes, Sean, along with Art Deco and Chadwick Stone
Nice LITS, G-dolf. For an encore, why dontcha give Frito some
k0mpetition for the Office of Viagra Junkie :)
>, you form the three stooges of
> the Usenet. You and the Clowns of Usenet are our Usenet Court Jesters
> always giving us a laugh with your useless, brainless, and total
> waste of Usenet bandwidth.
Yet, STILL you read the posts of those you consistently LITS. Hell,
isn't it?
--
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The Demon of Mockery wrote:
> On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>
>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>
>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>> location -
>>
>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>
>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
>
> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
I'll NEVER understand the mentality of people who reward LIARS and CON
ARTISTS.
>
> Seconds?
>
> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker
> with it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for
> further preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making,
> I nominate the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating the
> RFD as a serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis that
> it's an unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line,
> and Sinker.
>
> Seconds?
>
> Snarky
You must be one of the dumbest trolls because your associates already gave
me that "AWARD" in the past. In fact, you can have it. You can have ALL OF
THEM. They don't mean ZILCH to anyone but swines. The only purpose of
these "AWARDS" is to belittle and harass people online. One day you're
gonna tick the wrong person off and find yourself with SERIOUS PROBLEMS, in
fact maybe you already have.
--
Vito Kuhn
Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force
http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=workgroups:deadgroups
Chadwick Stone© wrote:
> X-No-Archive: YES
> Sean Monaghan [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
> [email protected]
>
>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>
>>
>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>
> A work of sheer genius :)
It doesn't take much to impress you. You're REALLY gonna be impressed when
you cross the wrong person and they tan your hide like black coffee.
--
Vito Kuhn
Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force
http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=workgroups:deadgroups
Daedalus <[email protected]> Thou pernicious caitiff. Thou
second-rate, porn-ogling addicted so and so. Thou full-gorged tell-tale.
Thou ineffective thin-faced knave. Ye hooted and ye pressed:
> On 28 Feb 2007 06:57:17 GMT, Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> "Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> X-No-Archive: YES
>>> Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
>>> [email protected]
>>>
>>>> Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now
>>>>> available at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>>>>> location -
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>>
>>>>
>>>> You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature
>>>> little troll.
>>>
>>> You were trolled... again... just goes to show how gullible you are,
>>> Frito. Do you still kling to the misguided belief that gawd loves
>>> you? If thats the case, then pleace to be 'splainin' why he made you
>>> so damned dumb :)
>>>
>>>> You just made a very STUPID move.
>>>
>>> Waaaaaaah!!! Your pussy hurts!!!
>>>
>>>> You turned over positive proof that you posted a fake RFD.
>>>
>>> Oh dear, does that mean that Virginia "Farm" boys are descending
>>> upon his home right this very minute. A k0oK FAQ is clearly a
>>> crime of global proportions <snort>
>>>
>>>> You connected that action with the criminal libel
>>>
>>> <snicker> Libel is not a criminal offense, Frito.
>>>
>>>> about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has
>>>> every right to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals
>>>
>>> Oh dear, such a stinging retaliation... do you suppose they will
>>> cancel it from teh dumpster archives of google? <chortle>
>>>
>>>> because you tricked
>>>
>>> You misspelled trolled, Frito.
>>>
>>>> the moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me.
>>>
>>> You can spit out the h0oK now, Frito.
>>>
>>>> Not only did you violate the charter and moderation policies of
>>>> news.groups.proposals BUT YOU COOKED YOUR OWN
>>>> GOOSE THIS TIME.
>>>
>>> Woohoo... for this spectacular display of big words with no ass to
>>> back them, I hearby submit Vito "teh Kuhntroll freak" Kuhn for the
>>> AFA-B Office of Viagra Junkie.
>>>
>>> Keep up the fireworks Frito, I see a Chernobyl and possibly a Balsa
>>> Gavel in your future :)
>>
>> Seconded!
> Third.
Quarter.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Vescere puter subgalia meis.
"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:[email protected]
"Archie Leach" <[email protected]> wrote in message
I am punishing AUK for one poster's nym. AUK is closed for the day.
news:[email protected]...
> "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>At least one man committed suicide after
>>being tormented by these low lives for years, EVEN LONG AFTER HE STOPPED
>>MAKING POSTINGS TO USENET THEY STILL MADE HARASSING POSTINGS AND WEB SITES
>>ABOUT THE POOR SOUL.
>
> PPOSTFU, Kuhn. That stands for "Post Proof or Shut The F Up". I
> figured since you have perpetual n00b tendencies that you may not
> recognize the acronym by itself.
>
>> I remember your name from a site Sean had some time
>>ago. There's strength in numbers, let's put these cockroaches to bed ONCE
>>AND FOR ALL.
>
> Why don't you take THAT discussion to
> fam.misc.what-a-miserable-joke-this-hierarchy-has-become ?
>
>
>
>
> =====================================================
>
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
>
>> Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
>> like the U.S. practice no deceit:
On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:33:05 +0545, Kadaitcha Man k'lamed:
> The Demon of Mockery <[email protected]> Thou misleader. If thy name be
> George, I'll call thee Peter. Thou doting wizard. Thou inane, guts-griping
> wagtail. Ye alleged and ye remonstrated:
>> On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available at
>>> its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>
>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>
>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative location
>>> -
>>>
>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>
>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
>>
>> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
>> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>>
>> Seconds?
Would this be seconded as well?
>> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker with
>> it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for further
>> preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making, I nominate
>> the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating the RFD as a
>> serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis that it's an
>> unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line, and Sinker.
>>
>> Seconds?
>
> I'll fecund that motion. So FECUNDED! But only because I just saw Fr00t0
> Kuhnt's acceptance speech...
Kewl.
> "You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature little
> troll. You just made a very STUPID move. You turned over positive proof
> that you posted a fake RFD. You connected that action with the criminal
> libel about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has every
> right to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals because you tricked the
> moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me. Not only did you
> violate the charter and moderation policies of news.groups.proposals BUT
> YOU COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME."
>
> That in itself may be worthy of a Balsa Gavel.
You may be correct, but I couldn't possibly comment.
--
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TEH WAY OF THE K00K
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Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
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(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
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Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
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The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
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When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
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When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
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Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
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They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
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Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
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Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
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Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
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claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
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rent, to name just two.
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trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
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Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
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You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
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Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
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jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
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Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
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Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:09:17 -0500, Vito Kuhn k'lamed:
> The Demon of Mockery wrote:
>> On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available at
>>> its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>
>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>
>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative location
>>> -
>>>
>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>
>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
>>
>> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
>> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>
> I'll NEVER understand the mentality of people who reward LIARS and CON
> ARTISTS.
Oddly enough, I'm not surprised that you don't understand trolling.
>> Seconds?
>>
>> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker with
>> it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for further
>> preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making, I nominate
>> the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating the RFD as a
>> serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis that it's an
>> unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line, and Sinker.
>>
>> Seconds?
>>
>> Snarky
>
> You must be one of the dumbest trolls because your associates already gave
> me that "AWARD" in the past.
Oh, don't worry, you can have another.
> In fact, you can have it.
Thanks, but no thanks. I couldn't possibly accept it, in the face of
your own gracious acceptance speach earlier.
> You can have ALL OF THEM.
Now, now, there's no use flattering me. It just doesn't work. I don't
care if you shout.
> They don't mean ZILCH to anyone but swines.
So they mean something to everyone but swine? Hmmm. Auto-flame grade: B.
The grammar's just a bit too tricky, on that one. Please try harder, in
future, Frito.
> The only purpose of these "AWARDS" is to belittle and harass people
> online.
Oh, my, no, there's mockery and ridicule, too, and at no extra charge.
We(tinw) here at alt.usenet.kooks like to give extra value for your
humiliation.
> One day you're gonna tick the wrong person off and find yourself with
> SERIOUS PROBLEMS, in fact maybe you already have.
"I'm scared!" -- Bunn E. Rabbit.
*ding*
<tips sombrer0>
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"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
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"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
The Demon of Mockery <[email protected]> Thou misleader. If thy name
be George, I'll call thee Peter. Thou doting wizard. Thou inane,
guts-griping wagtail. Ye alleged and ye remonstrated:
> On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>
>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>
>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>> location -
>>
>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>
>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
>
> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>
> Seconds?
>
> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker
> with it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions for
> further preparation, and kindly remove their heads for trophy-making,
> I nominate the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito Kuhn, for treating the
> RFD as a serious proposal, worthy of his opposition on the basis that
> it's an unnecessary non-Xian froup) for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line,
> and Sinker.
>
> Seconds?
I'll fecund that motion. So FECUNDED! But only because I just saw Fr00t0
Kuhnt's acceptance speech...
"You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature little
troll. You just made a very STUPID move. You turned over positive proof
that you posted a fake RFD. You connected that action with the criminal
libel about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has every
right to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals because you tricked the
moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me. Not only did you
violate the charter and moderation policies of news.groups.proposals BUT YOU
COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME."
That in itself may be worthy of a Balsa Gavel.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Vescere puter subgalia meis.
"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:[email protected]
X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
[email protected]
> Chadwick Stone© wrote:
>
>> X-No-Archive: YES
>> Sean Monaghan [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
>> [email protected]
>>
>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>
>> A work of sheer genius :)
>
> It doesn't take much to impress you.
It is less the website and more your reaction to it, Frito. You're
bleeding out like a stuck pig... or since you prefer the word, "swine."
Hell, isn't it?
> You're REALLY gonna be impressed when you cross the wrong person
And who would that be, Frito. Name him... or them. Meanwhile, I'll be
over here, a quakin' in my boots :)
> and they tan your hide like black coffee.
Sounds dangerously like you're trying to muster the courage to trot out
a racial slur, Frito. Crawl back into your bottle until you can do it
right.
--
COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult® 581-00504-208
Chadwick at Caballista dot org
Usenet's most helpful netizen
HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle
On 28 Feb 2007 06:57:17 GMT, Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> X-No-Archive: YES
>> Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
>> [email protected]
>>
>>> Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>>
>>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>>>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>>>> location -
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>>
>>>>
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>
>>>
>>> You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature
>>> little troll.
>>
>> You were trolled... again... just goes to show how gullible you are,
>> Frito. Do you still kling to the misguided belief that gawd loves
>> you? If thats the case, then pleace to be 'splainin' why he made you
>> so damned dumb :)
>>
>>> You just made a very STUPID move.
>>
>> Waaaaaaah!!! Your pussy hurts!!!
>>
>>> You turned over positive proof that you posted a fake RFD.
>>
>> Oh dear, does that mean that Virginia "Farm" boys are descending upon
>> his home right this very minute. A k0oK FAQ is clearly a crime of
>> global proportions <snort>
>>
>>> You connected that action with the criminal libel
>>
>> <snicker> Libel is not a criminal offense, Frito.
>>
>>> about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has every
>> right
>>> to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals
>>
>> Oh dear, such a stinging retaliation... do you suppose they will
>> cancel it from teh dumpster archives of google? <chortle>
>>
>>> because you tricked
>>
>> You misspelled trolled, Frito.
>>
>>> the moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me.
>>
>> You can spit out the h0oK now, Frito.
>>
>>> Not only did you violate the charter and moderation policies of
>>> news.groups.proposals BUT YOU COOKED YOUR OWN
>>> GOOSE THIS TIME.
>>
>> Woohoo... for this spectacular display of big words with no ass to
>> back them, I hearby submit Vito "teh Kuhntroll freak" Kuhn for the
>> AFA-B Office of Viagra Junkie.
>>
>> Keep up the fireworks Frito, I see a Chernobyl and possibly a Balsa
>> Gavel in your future :)
>
>Seconded!
Third.
I've quite enjoyed Vito's demonstration of the side effects of "small
man syndrome"
Jade
"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.
Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> Thou base-court stool for a
witch. Thou empty-headed newt. Thou rat without a tail. That there
should be small love amongst these sweet knaves, and all this courtesy,
the strain of man's bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye gassed and ye
honked:
> FUCKING FREEBOOTER ANAL INSERT They aren't just clowns (I FUCKING
> CRACK WHORE AGREE WITH THAT PART), they're FUCKING ANDRODYKE SHEEP
> FUCKER more than that. They are FUCKING BUM BOY the scum of the Earth.
> FUCKING COOTER BITCH'S BASTARD ANAL-COPULATOR GUTTER-SLUT CRACK A FAT
> They hurt people's feelings, FUCKING DICK BRAIN decent people not bad
> people FUCKING SCROTUM BOWELS that don't DESERVE that kind FUCKING
> BEAT MOLL FURUNCLE STUPID SLAPPER of mistreatment. Some people
> FUCKING TOWN-BIKE ASS-DEEP BLUE-VEINER they hurt are mentally ill
> FUCKING SHAFT and aren't equipped with the FUCKING BROWN HOLE CODPIECE
> tools to defend themselves from FUCKING UDDERS BUMTICKLER FLOOZY these
> varmints. At least FUCKING BUCKET BROAD JEWBOY SPIT AIRHEAD one man
> committed suicide after FUCKING CRACK A FAT SCUM BUTTOCK BIMBO being
> tormented by these low FUCKING ALL-DAY SUCKER lives for years, EVEN
> LONG FUCKING BIT OF MUTTON AFTER HE STOPPED MAKING POSTINGS FUCKING
> NYMPHO TO USENET THEY STILL MADE FUCKING LOVE LENGTH TART HARASSING
> POSTINGS AND WEB SITES FUCKING FUCK-PRINCESS ABOUT THE POOR SOUL. I
> FUCKING FAST-FANNY DUMB ASS remember your name from a FUCKING BITCHED
> UP site Sean had some time FUCKING ARSE-BOY ago. There's strength in
> FUCKING BLADDER SCUM FISHWIFE SMARTALECK NIGGER numbers, let's put
> these cockroaches FUCKING FUR BURGER ASS FARMER to bed ONCE AND FOR
> FUCKING FLOP ALL. MAIN VEIN BOW-LEGGED SWAMP DONKEY BALLS WHORE
> BASTARD PUBIC HAIR BOW-LEGGED SWAMP DONKEY
"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available at
> its
> new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>
>
> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>
>
>
>
> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative location -
>
>
> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>
>
>
>
> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>
>
>
> --
> Official FAQ for Alt.Usenet.Kooks: http://www.caballista.org/auk
>
> COOSN-266-06-58907
> Skepticult: 618-90140-613
> Hammer of Thor - August 2005
> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Yes, Sean, along with Art Deco and Chadwick Stone, you form the three
stooges of
the Usenet. You and the Clowns of Usenet are our Usenet Court Jesters
always giving us a laugh with your useless, brainless, and total waste of
Usenet bandwidth.
X-No-Archive: YES
Sean Monaghan [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
[email protected]
> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>
>
> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
A work of sheer genius :)
--
COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult® 581-00504-208
Chadwick at Caballista dot org
Usenet's most helpful netizen
HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle
The Secretary of HomIntern <[email protected]> Thou blasphemous
fawning publican. Thou motley-minded boar-pig. Thou hard-boiled egg.
Though you bite so sharp at reasons, you are so empty of them. Ye yawped
and ye castigated:
> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:33:05 +0545, Kadaitcha Man k'lamed:
>> The Demon of Mockery <[email protected]> Thou misleader. If thy
>> name be George, I'll call thee Peter. Thou doting wizard. Thou
>> inane, guts-griping wagtail. Ye alleged and ye remonstrated:
>>> On Feb 27, 9:00 pm, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now
>>>> available at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>>>
>>>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>>>
>>>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>>>> location -
>>>>
>>>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>>>
>>>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>>>
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b399...
>>>
>>> For the above masterpiece of trolling, I do hereby nominate Sean
>>> Monaghan for the Pierre Salinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>>>
>>> Seconds?
>
> Would this be seconded as well?
Oh, yes, sorry - I meant to go back to that. FO FECUNDED!
>>> For their willingness to swallow any hook, take the line and sinker
>>> with it, then hop into the boat, gut themselves, make suggestions
>>> for further preparation, and kindly remove their heads for
>>> trophy-making, I nominate the Big 8 Management Board (and Vito
>>> Kuhn, for treating the RFD as a serious proposal, worthy of his
>>> opposition on the basis that it's an unnecessary non-Xian froup)
>>> for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line, and Sinker.
>>>
>>> Seconds?
>>
>> I'll fecund that motion. So FECUNDED! But only because I just saw
>> Fr00t0 Kuhnt's acceptance speech...
>
> Kewl.
>
>> "You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature
>> little troll. You just made a very STUPID move. You turned over
>> positive proof that you posted a fake RFD. You connected that
>> action with the criminal libel about me on that disgusting web site
>> of yours. The board has every right to cancel your post in
>> news.groups.proposals because you tricked the moderator into letting
>> you post a personal attack on me. Not only did you violate the
>> charter and moderation policies of news.groups.proposals BUT YOU
>> COOKED YOUR OWN GOOSE THIS TIME."
>>
>> That in itself may be worthy of a Balsa Gavel.
>
> You may be correct
Apparently not.
>, but I couldn't possibly comment.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Vescere puter subgalia meis.
"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:[email protected]
Gerald C Newton wrote:
> Yes, Sean, along with Art Deco and Chadwick Stone, you form the three
> stooges of
> the Usenet. You and the Clowns of Usenet are our Usenet Court Jesters
> always giving us a laugh with your useless, brainless, and total
> waste of Usenet bandwidth.
They aren't just clowns (I AGREE WITH THAT PART), they're more than that.
They are the scum of the Earth. They hurt people's feelings, decent people
not bad people that don't DESERVE that kind of mistreatment. Some people
they hurt are mentally ill and aren't equipped with the tools to defend
themselves from these varmints. At least one man committed suicide after
being tormented by these low lives for years, EVEN LONG AFTER HE STOPPED
MAKING POSTINGS TO USENET THEY STILL MADE HARASSING POSTINGS AND WEB SITES
ABOUT THE POOR SOUL. I remember your name from a site Sean had some time
ago. There's strength in numbers, let's put these cockroaches to bed ONCE
AND FOR ALL.
--
Vito Kuhn
Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force
http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=workgroups:deadgroups
X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
[email protected]
> Sean Monaghan wrote:
>
>> The newly-updated "Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ" is now available
>> at its new official location (Alcatroll.com) -
>>
>>
>> http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> An exact mirror can also be found at the following alternative
>> location -
>>
>>
>> http://www.club127.net/trvd/index.htm
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> YHBTA, Frito & teh B8MB!
>>
>>
http://groups.google.com/group/news.groups.proposals/msg/57166a35b3995664
>
> You think you pulled the wool over my eyes, you low life immature
> little troll.
You were trolled... again... just goes to show how gullible you are,
Frito. Do you still kling to the misguided belief that gawd loves you?
If thats the case, then pleace to be 'splainin' why he made you so
damned dumb :)
> You just made a very STUPID move.
Waaaaaaah!!! Your pussy hurts!!!
> You turned over positive proof that you posted a fake RFD.
Oh dear, does that mean that Virginia "Farm" boys are descending upon
his home right this very minute. A k0oK FAQ is clearly a crime of
global proportions <snort>
> You connected that action with the criminal libel
<snicker> Libel is not a criminal offense, Frito.
> about me on that disgusting web site of yours. The board has every
right
> to cancel your post in news.groups.proposals
Oh dear, such a stinging retaliation... do you suppose they will cancel
it from teh dumpster archives of google? <chortle>
> because you tricked
You misspelled trolled, Frito.
> the moderator into letting you post a personal attack on me.
You can spit out the h0oK now, Frito.
> Not only did you violate the charter and moderation policies of
> news.groups.proposals BUT YOU COOKED YOUR OWN
> GOOSE THIS TIME.
Woohoo... for this spectacular display of big words with no ass to back
them, I hearby submit Vito "teh Kuhntroll freak" Kuhn for the AFA-B
Office of Viagra Junkie.
Keep up the fireworks Frito, I see a Chernobyl and possibly a Balsa
Gavel in your future :)
--
COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult® 581-00504-208
Chadwick at Caballista dot org
Usenet's most helpful netizen
HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle