A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and
asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was --
even the manager.
"Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But
mine fell off, and I need a new one."
Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you
can point out what it is you want?" I asked.
"Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of
parts guys right behind.
I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed
and said, "Of course, it's right there!"
And here's what we saw:
http://www.jumbojoke.com/images/710.jpg
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:02:19 -0500, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Is there ANYONE that couldn't see that coming?
>
> Nope...didn't see it coming the last 15 times it was posted here either.
> Must be a good joke.. because it keeps on getting me.
Maybe you're just, you know, a bit dense?
Dave "I say that in a nice way, of course..." Hinz
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Is there ANYONE that couldn't see that coming?
>
> Nope...didn't see it coming the last 15 times it was posted here either.
>
> Must be a good joke.. because it keeps on getting me.
Errrr.... you wouldn't happen to be blonde, would you?
:)
Fly-by-Night CC <[email protected]> writes:
>In article <[email protected]>,
> "Vic Baron" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Errrr.... you wouldn't happen to be blonde, would you?
>
>The funny thing is that someone, at some time, looked at that cap and
>said, "Now why does that say '710'?
Back in the day when electronic calculators were new, it was
common to enter 710 77345 and turn the calculator over.
Once had a official looking form from the Utah DOT giving a long
justification for requiring headlight dimmer switches be moved back
to floor mounted. Final paragraph stated that the state accident
rate would be significantly reduced because fewer blondes would get
their feet caught in the steering wheel.
scott
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 19:52:38 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm,
[email protected] (Scott Lurndal) quickly quoth:
>Fly-by-Night CC <[email protected]> writes:
>>In article <[email protected]>,
>> "Vic Baron" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Errrr.... you wouldn't happen to be blonde, would you?
>>
>>The funny thing is that someone, at some time, looked at that cap and
>>said, "Now why does that say '710'?
C'mon, Owie. Get some perspective. Look at things from a skewed
eye sometime, whydoncha? When you do, patterns jump out at you.
Coworkers become "cow orkers", etc.
Now go in your living room, lay down on your side, and look at
the furniture. Describe what you see to your wife. Soon you'll
have a new perspective from that nice white coat with the loooong
sleeves and straps. ;)
>Back in the day when electronic calculators were new, it was
>common to enter 710 77345 and turn the calculator over.
Ayup, and there was a nice calculation which went with it, giving
that figure as the total. Lotsa fun.
>Once had a official looking form from the Utah DOT giving a long
>justification for requiring headlight dimmer switches be moved back
>to floor mounted. Final paragraph stated that the state accident
>rate would be significantly reduced because fewer blondes would get
>their feet caught in the steering wheel.
<g>
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In article <[email protected]>,
LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
> Is there ANYONE that couldn't see that coming?
Nope...didn't see it coming the last 15 times it was posted here either.
Must be a good joke.. because it keeps on getting me.
"SteveB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:DoFnf.7$Gv.3@fed1read06...
>I got a .wav a while back that was how do you recognize a blonde gazelle?
>
> It was hilarious.
>
> Steve
>
Sorry, hit the send button too soon. Did anyone else see it? I can try to
send it to you if you would like.
Steve
Gotta tell you a funny story about the OIL cap.
My sister in law was given a little Datsun 210 when she turned 16 in about
1980.
Dad showed her how to check her water and oil, and warned her that it was
HER car and HER duty to fill it if it became necessary.
One time she checked her car, and came in and asked where the egg separater
was. After her not coming back inside for about half an hour, Dad went to
check on her. She was using the tiny egg separator funnel to add a quart of
oil through the dipstick opening. She just about had it all in there.
Dad apologized and showed her where the BIG 710 hole for adding oil was.
Steve
Dave Hinz wrote:
> On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:02:19 -0500, Robatoy <[email protected]> wr=
ote:
>=20
>>In article <[email protected]>,
>> LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Is there ANYONE that couldn't see that coming?
>>
>>Nope...didn't see it coming the last 15 times it was posted here either=
=2E
>>Must be a good joke.. because it keeps on getting me.
>=20
>=20
> Maybe you're just, you know, a bit dense?
>=20
> Dave "I say that in a nice way, of course..." Hinz
"A bit"? Kinda like those granite counter tops he sells eh? That's why=20
he keeps buying new routers! he he he! Everybody knows you're s'posed=20
to chisel the rocks...
--=20
Will R.
Jewel Boxes and Wood Art
http://woodwork.pmccl.com
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those=20
who have not got it.=94 George Bernard Shaw
In article <[email protected]>,
"Vic Baron" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Errrr.... you wouldn't happen to be blonde, would you?
The funny thing is that someone, at some time, looked at that cap and
said, "Now why does that say '710'?
--
Owen Lowe
The Fly-by-Night Copper Company
__________
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the
Corporate States of America and to the
Republicans for which it stands, one nation,
under debt, easily divisible, with liberty
and justice for oil."
- Wiley Miller, Non Sequitur, 1/24/05
On 13 Dec 2005 05:19:23 -0800, "Dhakala" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and
>asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was --
>even the manager.
>
>"Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But
>mine fell off, and I need a new one."
>
>Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you
>can point out what it is you want?" I asked.
>
>"Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of
>parts guys right behind.
>
>I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed
>and said, "Of course, it's right there!"
>
>And here's what we saw:
>
>http://www.jumbojoke.com/images/710.jpg
Is there ANYONE that couldn't see that coming?
--
LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:40:42 -0800, "SteveB" <[email protected]>
wrote:
Re: blonde gazelle
>Did anyone else see it? I can try to
>send it to you if you would like.
http://www.signaturewebdesign.com/blondegazelle.wmv
Ricky