There are some good sharp wits in this group, and with that bit of flattery
I'd like to sugarcoat this OT request for some OF it -
I'm working on a project for my website where I combine puns/cliched
historical images-cliches from everyday language/food images. The
finished product is a decoupaged image in a small frame suitable for
wall mounting in a kitchen. For example, "Marconi and Cheese" - a
classic photo portrait of the great inventor with a nice stack of cheddar
wheels on the desk next to him, thanks to the internet and Photoshop.
I thought of "Washington Selling the Tupperware" but rejected it. Another
is "Luftwaffleiron." Or "Hamburger Plain." I don't have much to offer in
return for a reader's assistance and don't see the idea going much beyond
being an attraction to my web page, but I will send the author the finished
product of his/her collaboration when finished. "Marconi and Cheese"
as a web graphic is available if you want to email me.
"Victor Radin" wrote in message
> How about the collection of Musical saws...
>
> Psychologist plays a.... coping saw
> Masseuse.... back saw
> Conductor... band saw
> Waiter... table saw
> Cab driver... hack saw
> Hell's Angel.. chain saw
> Sensei.... chop saw
>
> yeah, yeah... some are lame. YOU find better ones <g>.
Jeeez, I've never sausage misery. Orange you glad didn't give me a raisin to
start with fruit?
I doughnut love you any more, and I definitely aint' gonna quiche you.
I've got muffin else to say ....
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In article <[email protected]>, Scott
Cramer <[email protected]> wrote:
> Remember the RoMAINE!
Lettuce, pray.
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Was that last sig line lame or what?
In article <[email protected]>,
BUB 209 <[email protected]> wrote:
>There are some good sharp wits in this group, and with that bit of flattery
>I'd like to sugarcoat this OT request for some OF it -
>
> I'm working on a project for my website where I combine puns/cliched
>historical images-cliches from everyday language/food images. The
>finished product is a decoupaged image in a small frame suitable for
>wall mounting in a kitchen. For example, "Marconi and Cheese" - a
>classic photo portrait of the great inventor with a nice stack of cheddar
>wheels on the desk next to him, thanks to the internet and Photoshop.
>I thought of "Washington Selling the Tupperware" but rejected it. Another
>is "Luftwaffleiron." Or "Hamburger Plain." I don't have much to offer in
>return for a reader's assistance and don't see the idea going much beyond
>being an attraction to my web page, but I will send the author the finished
>product of his/her collaboration when finished. "Marconi and Cheese"
>as a web graphic is available if you want to email me.
Sitting Bull, wearing a baker's cap -- Sioux`s chef?
The famous (infamous?) Western Onion Telegram.
The gentleman, adding attire over his underwear, visible through the
window of the Astoria Hotel --- Waldorf dressing
Or a similar picture of Lord Roquefort
And it's George shown stepping over the pile of plastic containsers.
he's _crossing_ the tupperware, not selling it.
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> There are some good sharp wits in this group, and with that bit of flattery
> I'd like to sugarcoat this OT request for some OF it -
How about the collection of Musical saws...
Psychologist plays a.... coping saw
Masseuse.... back saw
Conductor... band saw
Waiter... table saw
Cab driver... hack saw
Hell's Angel.. chain saw
Sensei.... chop saw
yeah, yeah... some are lame. YOU find better ones <g>.
In article <120420040854575313%dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca>,
dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca says...
> In article <[email protected]>, Scott
> Cramer <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Remember the RoMAINE!
>
> Lettuce, pray.
Lettuce prey (spelling correction)
For the "hosers":
Lettuce spray
The fixed:
lettuce spay
>
> Are you stringing us along? I know you're champignon at the bit, but that's
> whey to cheezy. Maybe you oughta just let it brie ... after all, who really
> gives edam?
Pretty 'Gouda' job there Swingman.
How about the Count of Monty Cristos... use a picture of the Count
from Sesame Street holding a nice greasy Monty Cristo Sandwhich....or
2.
Good Luck !
DUSTY
> I'm working on a project for my website where I combine puns/cliched
> historical images-cliches from everyday language/food images. The
> finished product is a decoupaged image in a small frame suitable for
> wall mounting in a kitchen. For example, "Marconi and Cheese" - a
> classic photo portrait of the great inventor with a nice stack of
> cheddar wheels on the desk next to him, thanks to the internet and
> Photoshop. I thought of "Washington Selling the Tupperware" but
> rejected it. Another is "Luftwaffleiron." Or "Hamburger Plain." I
> don't have much to offer in return for a reader's assistance and don't
> see the idea going much beyond being an attraction to my web page, but
> I will send the author the finished product of his/her collaboration
> when finished. "Marconi and Cheese" as a web graphic is available if
> you want to email me.
Remember the RoMAINE!
"BUB 209" wrote in message
> product of his/her collaboration when finished. "Marconi and Cheese"
> as a web graphic is available if you want to email me.
Are you stringing us along? I know you're champignon at the bit, but that's
whey to cheezy. Maybe you oughta just let it brie ... after all, who really
gives edam?
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>Are you stringing us along? I know you're champignon at the bit, but that's
>whey to cheezy. Maybe you oughta just let it brie ... after all, who really
>gives edam?
Maybe it is a "half-baked" idea. Rawhide
frisbees for dogs didn't work too well
either, they turn into giant potato chips.
Or going to Tel-Aviv to open up an
upholstery shop called the Vinyl Solution.