The Robin Williams Plan

> > >Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
> >need
> > >now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
> > >
> > >Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> > >
> > >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
> >for
> > >peace. So, here's one plan
> > >
> > >
> > >1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> > >affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> > >Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
> >"interfere"
> > >again.
> > >
> > >2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> > >Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
> >would
> > >station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
> >fence.
> > >
> > >3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> >leave.
> > >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> > >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
> >are.
> > >France would welcome them.
> > >
> > >4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
> > >90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
> >would
> > >be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
> >hide
> > >here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
> >cab
> > >drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> > >
> > >5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
> >don't
> > >attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> > >
> > >6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> >wise.
> > >This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
> > >require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
> >caribou
> > >will have to cope for a while.
> > >
> > >7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
> > >their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
> > >somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> >filling
> > >up the storage sites would be enough.)
> > >
> > >8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
> >will
> > >not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
> >cement
> > >or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
> >given
> > >to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
> > >
> > >9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
> >need
> > >the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make
> >a
> > >good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> > >
> > >10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
> >can
> > >call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> > >
> > >The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
> > >
> > >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
> > >
> > >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
> >tired,
> > >your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
> >want
> > >a piece of me?'" -
> > >
> > >(Robin, unlike many celebrities, spent time in talking with US soldiers
> >abroad after his performances)
> >
> >

MJ

Mark & Juanita