LEAK about Mr. David Balderstone

Dave Balderstone writes:

>
>The *REALLY* funny thing is...
>
>I didn't *have* a car when I was at college!
>

Hell, I did. A '51 Ford. In '65. Of course, I had a new Honda Superhawk, too,
until I got married, broke and ended up selling that and having to deliver it
to a non-rider during a snowstorm, IIRC, in April. In Albany, NY.

Charlie Self
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance
of being right." Thomas Paine

>We found that your troll was...
>[ ] Incomprehensible
>[ ] Offensive
>[x] Just plain stupid
>[ ] Without merit
>[ ] Grammatically incorrect
>[ ] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors
>[ ] Laden with circular reasoning
>[ ] Laced with misunderstandings of basic principles
>[ ] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities
>[ ] Too similar to other trolls submitted in the past
>
>You could improve your troll considerably by...
>[ ] Including a few actual facts
>[ ] Taking remedial English lessons
>[ ] Mentioning that you are a professional
>[x] Stating more falsehoods as facts than you already have
>[ ] Swearing more
>[ ] Including more colorful personal insults
>[ ] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more
>[ ] Modifying your insults to cover larger groups of people at once
>[ ] Ranting incoherently
>[ ] Using religious or racial slurs
>[ ] Using the words "junk", "crap", "garbage", "toy", "flimsy" and
>"Professional" more frequently
>[ ] Using childish taunts
>[ ] Including fake laughter such as "ha ha ha" or "har de har de har"
>[ ] Focusing on just one outrageous topic will give your troll more punch
>[ ] Ignoring any facts, and using more absolutes in your troll
>[ ] Using all capital letters
>[ ] Focusing more on those areas in which "your" view is better than "their"
>view
>[x] Exaggerate more, you need not be limited by facts
>
>Please get a...
>[ ] life
>[ ] grip
>[ ] job
>[ ] clue
>[ ] book on basic woodworking
>
>[x] note from your mom
>[ ] simple book on ethics
>
>
>You should...
>[ ] Have someone who can read review your postings
>[ ] Save your postings for later and think if you really want to send them
>[ ] Take your medication
>[ ] Not have "one for the road" next time
>[ ] Stay in school
>[ ] Think about other people's feelings before you post
>[ ] Get your ego boost some other way
>[ ] Realize that by trolling a group you hurt everyone, not just the people
>you are mad at
>[x] Go away so we can talk about woodworking
>
>[ ] Put up a web site with your name on it to show the world
>[ ] Take down your web site, it's not very good
>
>Suggested other activities besides trolling...
>[ ] Posting something constructive
>[ ] Actually cutting wood
>
>[ ] Helping someone else
>[ ] Spending some time with your family instead of your magazines
>[ ] Working off that big pot belly
>[ ] Get your ego boost instead by helping out at a local hospital
>[x] Consider another hobby that does not require contact with other humans
>e.g. mortuary science
>
>Thank you for your submission.
>
>You have...
>[ ] passed
>[ ] passed with honors
>[x] failed, must try harder
>
>
A great post, but you should spend more time on woodworking posts, and less on
being clever to a toad who will never understand your imagination. And I hereby
apologize to the genuine toads, who contribute to the ecology.

In article <[email protected]>, Mark &
Juanita <[email protected]> wrote:

> That just means you're not using enough chloroform Tom.

Chloroform is like clamps... You never have enough.

djb

--
"I'm a man, but I can change... If I have to... I guess." -- Red Green

Dave Balderstone wrote:

> The *REALLY* funny thing is...
>
> I didn't *have* a car when I was at college!
>
> LOL!

So, you sucked the wetback's cock simply for your
own pleasure? I give oral to a spic every night, but
at least she is a female. You fucking queer. You
need to hook up with JOAT!

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> Norm Nowrecki knows your street address now.
>
> It only remains for the pickup team to get into position.
>
> You won't like chloroform - it leaves one with a headache.
>
>

That just means you're not using enough chloroform Tom. Go get 'im
>
> Regards,
> Tom.
>

> A great post, but you should spend more time on woodworking posts, and
less on
> being clever to a toad who will never understand your imagination. And I
hereby
> apologize to the genuine toads, who contribute to the ecology.

And of course I should never quote in its entirety a post deemed
unnecessary.
Actually, the thing is saved in Word so I don't have to waste a lot of time.
As a teacher, I like grading things, and dissing like that is something I
never get to do....

Bob

Bob Schmall wrote:

>And of course I should never quote in its entirety a post deemed
>unnecessary.
>Actually, the thing is saved in Word so I don't have to waste a lot of time.
>As a teacher, I like grading things, and dissing like that is something I
>never get to do....
>
>Bob
>
>
>

It had me laughing!!

Norm Nowrecki knows your street address now.

It only remains for the pickup team to get into position.

You won't like chloroform - it leaves one with a headache.



Regards,
Tom.

Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

> A great post, but you should spend more time on woodworking posts, and less on
> being clever to a toad who will never understand your imagination. And I hereby
> apologize to the genuine toads, who contribute to the ecology.


Yours wasn't a great post and YOU should spend more time on
woodworking posts, and less on being clever to a someone who did in
fact post a great post that was obviously a quick cut/paste job.
(probably took less time for his post than yours)

PS: I know, I know, I should be doing the same but hey I gotta do
something while the glue is drying, no?

Had a teacher in a writing class that commented prior to start of the
semester that one would have to work hard to fail that class. Went on
relating a student complained that he didn't feel he desterved the F
that he got and teacher responded "I didn't think you deserved that
either but unfortunately there's nothing lower". If there was a power
failure and light would go out during his lecture he'd turn around and
ask if he'd said something wrong.

On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 14:52:21 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>> A great post, but you should spend more time on woodworking posts, and
>less on
>> being clever to a toad who will never understand your imagination. And I
>hereby
>> apologize to the genuine toads, who contribute to the ecology.
>
>And of course I should never quote in its entirety a post deemed
>unnecessary.
>Actually, the thing is saved in Word so I don't have to waste a lot of time.
>As a teacher, I like grading things, and dissing like that is something I
>never get to do....
>
>Bob
>