It all makes sense now!
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog.
God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey.
God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give
you a twenty year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't
think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,
enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years." "No way man. Tell you what, I'll
take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy,
and do nothing. Then for the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family. Then for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
"007" <[email protected]> wrote in message ...
> Hummm... Always wondered who came first, me or my X.....
What a straight line. I'm not going to touch it though.
Ed
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Hummm... Always wondered who came first, me or my X..... Guess I know =
now....
Bubba ~~~_/) ~~~
On Apalachee Bay - The Pirate Coast
Home of Billy Bowlegs and Mysterious Waters
Wakulla County, Florida
~Wet Dreams~=20
Hull Number 158
"Joseph Smith" <[email protected]> wrote in message =
news:[email protected]...
It all makes sense now!
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and =
suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I =
will
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for =
sixty
years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog.
God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone =
who
comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and =
I'll
give you back the other ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey.
God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll =
give
you a twenty year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't
think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,
enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years." "No way man. Tell you what, =
I'll
take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog =
gave
back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, =
enjoy,
and do nothing. Then for the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family. Then for the next ten years we do monkey tricks =
to
entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on =
the
front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
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