(see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
ok... I'm shaking because I'm so excited. I went to look at the tools the
guy had in his barn who stopped by last night (again see OP).
Sitting on a trailer is a Jet 15 inch planer, fairly rusted. Laying down
beside it was a Wilton profile sander. Then my eye caught what I had come
to see....a Delta DJ20. Nice and clean with only a minimal amount of rust on
the bed. I tried not to show any excitement as I looked over the Jet planer
as a distraction. Off handily I asked what he wanted for the planer and he
goes into his spill about how he wants to get his money out of it all. I
remind him I had just bought a planer and wasn't real interested so he asked
me if I was interested at all in the jointer? I casually move over to the
jointer and start looking it over... it's clean.... then my eye spots
something. The fence support is cracked which I point out. Other than that
it seems to be all in good shape. I look the bed over real close to see if
there was any damage, check the fence...nope good shape. I know.. I know..
you are waiting for me to drop the gloat..... here it is....
"What would you take for it?"
" You tell me what you want to give."
"I don't want to insult you."
"You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
"Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
"Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
but now I can see it."
" I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
"ok"
somebody pinch me..<g>
Congratulations!!!!
An excellent gloat! You suck!
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> (see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
>
> ok... I'm shaking because I'm so excited. I went to look at the tools the
> guy had in his barn who stopped by last night (again see OP).
>
> Sitting on a trailer is a Jet 15 inch planer, fairly rusted. Laying down
> beside it was a Wilton profile sander. Then my eye caught what I had come
> to see....a Delta DJ20. Nice and clean with only a minimal amount of rust
on
> the bed. I tried not to show any excitement as I looked over the Jet
planer
> as a distraction. Off handily I asked what he wanted for the planer and
he
> goes into his spill about how he wants to get his money out of it all. I
> remind him I had just bought a planer and wasn't real interested so he
asked
> me if I was interested at all in the jointer? I casually move over to the
> jointer and start looking it over... it's clean.... then my eye spots
> something. The fence support is cracked which I point out. Other than
that
> it seems to be all in good shape. I look the bed over real close to see
if
> there was any damage, check the fence...nope good shape. I know.. I
know..
> you are waiting for me to drop the gloat..... here it is....
>
> "What would you take for it?"
>
> " You tell me what you want to give."
>
> "I don't want to insult you."
>
> "You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
>
> "Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
>
> "Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
> but now I can see it."
>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
>
>
You suck. And stink, and whatever else I can say! Great deal man.
SH
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> (see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
>
> ok... I'm shaking because I'm so excited. I went to look at the tools the
> guy had in his barn who stopped by last night (again see OP).
>
> Sitting on a trailer is a Jet 15 inch planer, fairly rusted. Laying down
> beside it was a Wilton profile sander. Then my eye caught what I had come
> to see....a Delta DJ20. Nice and clean with only a minimal amount of rust
on
> the bed. I tried not to show any excitement as I looked over the Jet
planer
> as a distraction. Off handily I asked what he wanted for the planer and
he
> goes into his spill about how he wants to get his money out of it all. I
> remind him I had just bought a planer and wasn't real interested so he
asked
> me if I was interested at all in the jointer? I casually move over to the
> jointer and start looking it over... it's clean.... then my eye spots
> something. The fence support is cracked which I point out. Other than
that
> it seems to be all in good shape. I look the bed over real close to see
if
> there was any damage, check the fence...nope good shape. I know.. I
know..
> you are waiting for me to drop the gloat..... here it is....
>
> "What would you take for it?"
>
> " You tell me what you want to give."
>
> "I don't want to insult you."
>
> "You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
>
> "Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
>
> "Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
> but now I can see it."
>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
>
>
Mel writes:
>"What would you take for it?"
>
>" You tell me what you want to give."
>
>"I don't want to insult you."
>
>"You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
>
>"Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
>
>"Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
>but now I can see it."
>
>" I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
You truly suck. Now, go get the fence brace brazed for 10 bucks.
Charlie Self
"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
Dorothy Parker
http://hometown.aol.com/charliediy/myhomepage/business.html
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
<snip>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
Don't you just hate it when they jump on your offer without haggling. Makes
you wonder what would have happened if you'd have said: "How about $50
bucks?"
Gene
So let's see an 8" jointer for $100, I guess that means your 6" is worth
$75. I'll give you $50 for it since it really has no value to you now.
Nice score!!!
--
Larry C in Auburn, WA
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> (see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
>
> ok... I'm shaking because I'm so excited. I went to look at the tools the
> guy had in his barn who stopped by last night (again see OP).
>
> Sitting on a trailer is a Jet 15 inch planer, fairly rusted. Laying down
> beside it was a Wilton profile sander. Then my eye caught what I had come
> to see....a Delta DJ20. Nice and clean with only a minimal amount of rust
on
> the bed. I tried not to show any excitement as I looked over the Jet
planer
> as a distraction. Off handily I asked what he wanted for the planer and
he
> goes into his spill about how he wants to get his money out of it all. I
> remind him I had just bought a planer and wasn't real interested so he
asked
> me if I was interested at all in the jointer? I casually move over to the
> jointer and start looking it over... it's clean.... then my eye spots
> something. The fence support is cracked which I point out. Other than
that
> it seems to be all in good shape. I look the bed over real close to see
if
> there was any damage, check the fence...nope good shape. I know.. I
know..
> you are waiting for me to drop the gloat..... here it is....
>
> "What would you take for it?"
>
> " You tell me what you want to give."
>
> "I don't want to insult you."
>
> "You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
>
> "Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
>
> "Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
> but now I can see it."
>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
>
>
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
I can't even think of a good smart assed remark to cover this one. Damn,
that IS a gloat.
Ed
[email protected]
http://pages.cthome.net/edhome
Congrats! Now when I use my 6" Ridgid I'll be thinking of an industrial
grizzly!.....daily...
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> (see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
>
> ok... I'm shaking because I'm so excited. I went to look at the tools the
> guy had in his barn who stopped by last night (again see OP).
>
> Sitting on a trailer is a Jet 15 inch planer, fairly rusted. Laying down
> beside it was a Wilton profile sander. Then my eye caught what I had come
> to see....a Delta DJ20. Nice and clean with only a minimal amount of rust
on
> the bed. I tried not to show any excitement as I looked over the Jet
planer
> as a distraction. Off handily I asked what he wanted for the planer and
he
> goes into his spill about how he wants to get his money out of it all. I
> remind him I had just bought a planer and wasn't real interested so he
asked
> me if I was interested at all in the jointer? I casually move over to the
> jointer and start looking it over... it's clean.... then my eye spots
> something. The fence support is cracked which I point out. Other than
that
> it seems to be all in good shape. I look the bed over real close to see
if
> there was any damage, check the fence...nope good shape. I know.. I
know..
> you are waiting for me to drop the gloat..... here it is....
>
> "What would you take for it?"
>
> " You tell me what you want to give."
>
> "I don't want to insult you."
>
> "You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
>
> "Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
>
> "Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
> but now I can see it."
>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
>
>
You Lucky Bitch,
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> (see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
>
> ok... I'm shaking because I'm so excited. I went to look at the tools the
> guy had in his barn who stopped by last night (again see OP).
>
> Sitting on a trailer is a Jet 15 inch planer, fairly rusted. Laying down
> beside it was a Wilton profile sander. Then my eye caught what I had come
> to see....a Delta DJ20. Nice and clean with only a minimal amount of rust
on
> the bed. I tried not to show any excitement as I looked over the Jet
planer
> as a distraction. Off handily I asked what he wanted for the planer and
he
> goes into his spill about how he wants to get his money out of it all. I
> remind him I had just bought a planer and wasn't real interested so he
asked
> me if I was interested at all in the jointer? I casually move over to the
> jointer and start looking it over... it's clean.... then my eye spots
> something. The fence support is cracked which I point out. Other than
that
> it seems to be all in good shape. I look the bed over real close to see
if
> there was any damage, check the fence...nope good shape. I know.. I
know..
> you are waiting for me to drop the gloat..... here it is....
>
> "What would you take for it?"
>
> " You tell me what you want to give."
>
> "I don't want to insult you."
>
> "You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
>
> "Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
>
> "Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
> but now I can see it."
>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
>
>
As a matter of fact, thats it! your done for the rest of your life.
Full retail and e bay prices for you from now on. :>) LOL
Is that part able to be welded, or will it need replaced?
Not that it matters, even if the part was $400 , your still ahead.
Tony D.
"Anthony Diodati" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> You Lucky Bitch,
>
>
Maybe $100 for all of it...? The fact of the matter was it was broken
and rusty!
Sucker born every day (and I just need to get to some auctions) lol
Mike
Gene wrote:
> "mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> <snip>
>
>>" I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>>
>>"ok"
>
>
> Don't you just hate it when they jump on your offer without haggling. Makes
> you wonder what would have happened if you'd have said: "How about $50
> bucks?"
>
> Gene
>
>
">
> somebody pinch me..<g>
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Congrats..
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> (see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
>
>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
No point in reminding you how much you suck at this point, but if I were
you, I'd go back and negotiate a deal for the whole pile at that kind of
pricing.
Fix up everything and sell what you don't want in the newspaper.
Frank
Dude - you sucketh big time.
Nice score.
BTW - where r u located - if you really are not going to take the planer -
Im need of one.
Thanks
Rob
You can reply to me at
r_b_v at v_e_r_z_e_r_a doht c_o_m
remove _ to get the correct address
"mel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> (see OP subj: Has the makings of a gloat)
>
> ok... I'm shaking because I'm so excited. I went to look at the tools the
> guy had in his barn who stopped by last night (again see OP).
>
> Sitting on a trailer is a Jet 15 inch planer, fairly rusted. Laying down
> beside it was a Wilton profile sander. Then my eye caught what I had come
> to see....a Delta DJ20. Nice and clean with only a minimal amount of rust
on
> the bed. I tried not to show any excitement as I looked over the Jet
planer
> as a distraction. Off handily I asked what he wanted for the planer and
he
> goes into his spill about how he wants to get his money out of it all. I
> remind him I had just bought a planer and wasn't real interested so he
asked
> me if I was interested at all in the jointer? I casually move over to the
> jointer and start looking it over... it's clean.... then my eye spots
> something. The fence support is cracked which I point out. Other than
that
> it seems to be all in good shape. I look the bed over real close to see
if
> there was any damage, check the fence...nope good shape. I know.. I
know..
> you are waiting for me to drop the gloat..... here it is....
>
> "What would you take for it?"
>
> " You tell me what you want to give."
>
> "I don't want to insult you."
>
> "You aren't going to insult me. I'll either tell you yes or no."
>
> "Well it does have a broken part that's going to have to be replaced..."
>
> "Well I didn't even know that was like that till you pointed it out to me
> but now I can see it."
>
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
>
>
Omigawd! ... a DJ20 for $100! ... Dude, YOU SUCK so big you oughta be
ashamed of yourself.
If you can't bear the shame, I will be glad to share some of for you ... say
double your money?
Congratulations ... post pictures of proof immediately upon delivery
--
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Last update: 1/12/04
"mel" wrote in message ...
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
>
> somebody pinch me..<g>
mel wrote:
> " I don't know.... a hundred dollars?"
>
> "ok"
I can't summon the words to describe how verily you suck.
--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
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