Belt Sander: Primarily used for soapbox derby style races, can also
remove surface coatings.
Puckdropper wrote:
> "[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote in news:8712aaac-d486-
> [email protected]:
>
>> http://www.jumbojoke.com/tools_for_your_workbench_1325.html
>>
>> STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to
>> convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
>>
>> Etc.
>
> Ok, rather than posting the same over-used definitions, why not try to
> come up with some of our own? At least it would be original.
>
> Yellow Paint: Used by one wRECker to mark his tools. The idea may have
> come from nature, where animals use a yellow liquid to mark their
> territory. (How 'bout it JOAT?)
>
> Palm Sander: Used to turn your hand red while removing very little
> material from the work piece.
>
> Puckdropper
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"[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote in news:8712aaac-d486-
[email protected]:
> http://www.jumbojoke.com/tools_for_your_workbench_1325.html
>
> STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to
> convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
>
> Etc.
Ok, rather than posting the same over-used definitions, why not try to
come up with some of our own? At least it would be original.
Yellow Paint: Used by one wRECker to mark his tools. The idea may have
come from nature, where animals use a yellow liquid to mark their
territory. (How 'bout it JOAT?)
Palm Sander: Used to turn your hand red while removing very little
material from the work piece.
Puckdropper
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<[email protected]> wrote in message
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> http://www.jumbojoke.com/tools_for_your_workbench_1325.html
>
> STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to
> convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
>
> Etc.
OK, I give. I promise to be better if the posting of this information
stops. I will even give back all of the stuff I stole.