Does not hold a candle to the three legged Ryobi router table plus beer
bottle that guy in Michigan was selling. Now that was an auction.
--
- GRL
"It's good to want things."
Steve Barr (philosopher, poet, humorist, chemist,
Visual Basic programmer)
"Jenny L" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> only on eBay
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4150381675
LOL! Interesting gimmick, but that girl's not a stripper. I used to date
a stripper (shhhhh...) and among other things:
That doesn't look like a stripper's wardrobe. Trust me on this one. That
looks like brand-new, very cheap lingerie. There's nowhere near enough
of it, and where are the dresses? Stripper dresses are vey specific,
it's not like she'd save them for an evening out. You can ONLY wear them
onstage. Most strippers have a large, wheeled suitcase absolutely
jam-packed with clothes. That's more like a small shopping bag full.
From Wal-Mart.
I think there are only 2 pairs of shoes for sale because shoes are
expensive and they didn't want to outlay a lot of money for this.
Strippers spend a lot of money on shoes, because they have to be on
their feet, dancing, all night. Those don't look like stripper shoes.
They look cheap and uncomfortable.
She doesn't have the muscle tone to pole dance. Pole girls have
stomachs, calves and arms you wouldn't believe.
Tan lines? Sure, but not from shorts, halter tops, and socks! Strippers
are extremely conscious of things like that... it IS their livelihood,
after all.
I'd say something about the hair, but you never know.
-Kalera
http://www.beadwife.com
http://www.snipurl.com/kebay
Jenny L wrote:
> only on eBay
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4150381675