OT / Humor - The Importance of Good Communications

In article <[email protected]>,
"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote:

> "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > It's an old joke; but I hope it brightens your day.
> >
> >
> > CHINESE SICK LEAVE
> >
> > Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
> > really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
> > work."
> >
> > The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
> > today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
> > sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
> >
> > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
> > great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house!"
>
>
> I thought Hung Chow was constipated.

I thought he was a dog with a purple tongue and a huge schlong.

"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> It's an old joke; but I hope it brightens your day.
>
>
> CHINESE SICK LEAVE
>
> Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
> really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
> work."
>
> The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
> today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
> sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
>
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
> great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house!"


I thought Hung Chow was constipated.

I liked that! Thanks

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