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"Micky"

12/10/2008 1:02 PM

OT:Stock Market Tip!

Just got this off another NG

. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today.
. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
would have $33.00 today.
. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you would have $0.00 today.
. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you will have received $214.00.


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clare at snyder dot ontario dot canada

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 6:34 PM

On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:36:43 +0000 (UTC), Andrew Barss
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Micky <[email protected]> wrote:
>: Just got this off another NG
>
>: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
>: ago, you would have $49.00 today.
>: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
>: would have $33.00 today.
>: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
>: ago, you would have $0.00 today.
>: . But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
>: all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
>: you will have received $214.00.
>
>Nope, it'd be between $40 and $65 for the aluminum.
>
> -- Andy Barss
At a buck a beer, it's 1000 cans so it depends what the deposit is on
the cans. Anybody get 21 cents a can?
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EE

"Ed Edelenbos"

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 8:11 AM


"Micky" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just got this off another NG
>
> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
> ago, you would have $49.00 today.
> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
> would have $33.00 today.
> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
> ago, you would have $0.00 today.
> . But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
> you will have received $214.00.

It's the 401-KEG plan.

RC

Robatoy

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 6:07 PM

On Oct 12, 7:33=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "jo4hn" wrote:
> > This reminds me of a brand of cigarette (Raleigh?) that had a coupon
> > on every pack. =A0These could be saved up and redeemed for
> > merchandise. =A0The talk was that for 100,000 coupons, one could get a
> > free iron lung.
>
> Was a time when I saved those coupons, but that was then and this is
> now.
>
> Lew

I just bought a whole shitload of Ford @ $ 1.99. We'll see what
happens. <G>
They sure have some interesting products, here and abroad.

kk

krw

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 2:11 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> Micky <[email protected]> wrote:
> : Just got this off another NG
>
> : . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
> : ago, you would have $49.00 today.
> : . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
> : would have $33.00 today.
> : . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
> : ago, you would have $0.00 today.
> : . But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> : all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
> : you will have received $214.00.
>
> Nope, it'd be between $40 and $65 for the aluminum.

At $.05 to $.10 per can? (of course the above forgets the deposit,
often more $$, is paid up-front on top of the beer rental).

--
Keith

EH

Elrond Hubbard

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 6:49 PM

Andrew Barss <[email protected]> wrote in news:gct92r$qej$1
@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:

> Micky <[email protected]> wrote:
>: Just got this off another NG
>
>: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
>: ago, you would have $49.00 today.
>: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
>: would have $33.00 today.
>: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
>: ago, you would have $0.00 today.
>: . But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
>: all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
>: you will have received $214.00.
>
> Nope, it'd be between $40 and $65 for the aluminum.

Really? I'm surprised. If you are talking Anheuser-Busch or Miller
products, I'd expect the container to be worth considerably more than the
contents.

jj

jo4hn

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 6:44 AM

Micky wrote:
> Just got this off another NG
>
> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
> ago, you would have $49.00 today.
> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
> would have $33.00 today.
> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
> ago, you would have $0.00 today.
> . But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
> you will have received $214.00.
>
>
This reminds me of a brand of cigarette (Raleigh?) that had a coupon on
every pack. These could be saved up and redeemed for merchandise. The
talk was that for 100,000 coupons, one could get a free iron lung.
:-/,
jo4hn

AB

Andrew Barss

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 4:36 PM

Micky <[email protected]> wrote:
: Just got this off another NG

: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
: ago, you would have $49.00 today.
: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
: would have $33.00 today.
: . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
: ago, you would have $0.00 today.
: . But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
: all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
: you will have received $214.00.

Nope, it'd be between $40 and $65 for the aluminum.

-- Andy Barss

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 3:35 PM

Elrond Hubbard wrote:
> Andrew Barss <[email protected]> wrote in news:gct92r$qej$1
> @onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
>
>> Micky <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> Just got this off another NG
>>
>>> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
>>> ago, you would have $49.00 today.
>>> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
>>> would have $33.00 today.
>>> . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one
>>> year
>>> ago, you would have $0.00 today.
>>> . But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
>>> drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
>>> refund, you will have received $214.00.
>>
>> Nope, it'd be between $40 and $65 for the aluminum.
>
> Really? I'm surprised. If you are talking Anheuser-Busch or Miller
> products, I'd expect the container to be worth considerably more
> than
> the contents.

"Cost" != "worth"

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LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to "Micky" on 12/10/2008 1:02 PM

12/10/2008 11:33 PM

"jo4hn" wrote:

> This reminds me of a brand of cigarette (Raleigh?) that had a coupon
> on every pack. These could be saved up and redeemed for
> merchandise. The talk was that for 100,000 coupons, one could get a
> free iron lung.

Was a time when I saved those coupons, but that was then and this is
now.

Lew


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