Asia Carrera is, or was a MENSA, and she's a porn star. At least that's what
I heard from a friend of a friend's brother's girlfriend's mother in law.
--
"Cartoons don't have any deep meaning.
They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh."
Homer Simpson
Jerry© The Phoneman®
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, Tom
Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> >On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 19:57:37 GMT, [email protected] (Doug Miller)
> >wrote:
> >
> >>The *sole* criterion for eligibility is to score at or above the 98th
> >>percentile, just once, on any of about twenty standardized tests that
they
> >>accept as qualifiers. As such, about one person in fifty is eligible.
> >
> >
> > ?
> >
> Not sure quite what you're questioning, so I'll address it two different
ways.
>
> Yes, that is indeed Mensa's sole criterion for eligibility. The only other
> criterion for membership is the ability to pay the annual fee. See
> http://www.mensa.org/info.html , about half-way down under "How do I
qualify
> for Mensa?".
>
> Scoring at the 98th percentile means outscoring 98 percent of your
fellows,
> i.e. being in the top two percent, or one in fifty. It isn't *exactly* one
in
> fifty because all you have to do to be eligible is to score that high
*once*.
> Somebody who isn't quite that bright, but takes the test a hundred
> times and happens _one_time_ to have an exceptionally good or lucky day,
> qualifies. Likewise, very bright people who for whatever reason (anxiety,
poor
> memory, or what have you) do poorly on tests, may never qualify.
>
> --
> Regards,
> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
I KNEW that would be your response, too. As soon as I wrote it, I
thought, "Doug is just going to tell me he was messin' with me." Was I
right, or was I right? :)
So do you find it frustrating to be smarter than most of humanity? Bet
you get sick of dealing with us dummies all the time. Is your family
and friends all on the brighter side? Ever met anyone who intimidated
you with their intelligence and knowledge? Have you ever patented
anything? Do you have artistic ability also? Sure wish I had some;
I've been struggling to get that darn quilt rack pattern finished so I
can start cutting up some oak... (I managed to get this sucker on
topic, FINALLY! :) )
dave
Doug Miller wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Doug, don't be so serious all the time. I was jerking your chain.
>>couldn't you tell by the "I couldn't resist..." comment?
>>
>
>
> And I was jerking your chain, Dave. Guess I should've put a smiley on it, huh?
>
>
>>dave
>>
>>Doug Miller wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave
>>
>><[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>>oh, kinda like YOU?? (I couldn't resist, Doug!)
>>>>
>>>>But now I have an explanation for your superior attitude. Have you ever
>>>>entered a conversation on ANY topic that you didn't know more about than
>>>>anyone you've met?
>>>>
>>>
>>>It's really too bad that you envy me so much that the only way you can build
>>>yourself up is by tearing me down.
>>>
>>>
>>>--
>>>Regards,
>>> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
>>
>
> --
> Regards,
> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
In article <[email protected]>, Bob S.
<[email protected]> wrote:
> But then again - maybe he isn't the
> imbecile we think he is and really is a truly intelligent -- asshole.
Betcha he's a member of Mensa...
;-)
--
Is it time to change my sig line yet?
In article <[email protected]>, kimv4266
@sympatico.ca says...
> BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these porn
> crap headers?
Some small-minded deranged idiot in search of attention. Either a
pre-pubescent school-yard bully or else some really sad adult with a
mental disability who does this kind of thing for the attention it
garners. Which is why ignoring it is so effective, it's just like that
annoying disrupter in grade- or high-school, when it was ignored, it
stopped disrupting because it wasn't getting what it wanted.
> If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
>
> Ken in Canada (eh!)
>
Depends on your newsreader, most have means of setting filters --
since this subhuman slimeball is using patently offensive language, the
filters should be pretty straigth-forward.
Whoo-hoo! I just figured out how to make Gravity filter subject lines!
I edited the "Ignore the spam!" rule under the Tools - Rules option and
can now add words to ignore and mark those articles as read. Lots more
options, too.
>
>
In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>oh, kinda like YOU?? (I couldn't resist, Doug!)
>
>But now I have an explanation for your superior attitude. Have you ever
>entered a conversation on ANY topic that you didn't know more about than
>anyone you've met?
>
It's really too bad that you envy me so much that the only way you can build
yourself up is by tearing me down.
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>I KNEW that would be your response, too. As soon as I wrote it, I
>thought, "Doug is just going to tell me he was messin' with me." Was I
>right, or was I right? :)
Wow -- you're psychic! Not among my talents, I'm afraid.
>
>So do you find it frustrating to be smarter than most of humanity?
I was blessed with a quarter-century in a career field (computer programming)
populated largely by highly intelligent people. That has minimized the
frustrations.
>Bet you get sick of dealing with us dummies all the time.
I'm bothered mostly by people who fail, or worse, refuse, to use whatever
degree of intelligence they have. I'm pretty sure that the guy I hired a few
years ago to plaster a 4x6' hole in a wall where there used to be a window
wouldn't outscore me on an IQ test. I'm _dead_certain_ that I'll never, ever,
even begin to approach his skill with a trowel.
>Is your family and friends all on the brighter side?
Yes. Especially my mother (4.0 GPA in her doctorate program), my wife and
kids, and almost everyone in my wife's family. Her brother's IQ was measured
somewhere in the 180s IIRC. One of her cousins used to work for NASA as an
aerospace engineer, calculating orbital trajectories for the Apollo moon
missions; he's probably the smartest person I've ever met.
>Ever met anyone who intimidated you with their intelligence and knowledge?
No. Impressed me, yes, many times. Intimidated me, never.
>Have you ever patented anything?
Not yet. :-)
>Do you have artistic ability also?
I wish. My older son, my wife, and most of her family have it. Her father is a
truly accomplished woodcarver. Not me. Nor am I athletically gifted; quite the
contrary, in fact, except that I can probably kick your tail at table tennis.
I play the piano with some degree of ability. My aptitudes are mainly
mechanical, logical, and mathematical.
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 19:57:37 GMT, [email protected] (Doug Miller)
wrote:
>The *sole* criterion for eligibility is to score at or above the 98th
>percentile, just once, on any of about twenty standardized tests that they
>accept as qualifiers. As such, about one person in fifty is eligible.
?
gee, I "kind of wonder" whether your parents had any intelligent kids.
(don't bother to answer, as you wouldn't have the capability of
formulating a coherent answer. Go back to banging your head against a
brick wall until I tell you to stop.)
dave
Damned if i know wrote:
> I kind of wonder whether you are the troll dave
> "Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
Doug Miller wrote:
> Could be... I used to be. Maybe it's different in other cities, but most of
> the people I met in Mensa were losers. Highly intelligent, but still losers.
> Many lack the ability to interact successfully with others.
It isn't any differrent. Only decent peson I met there was a mechanic.
the rest were a waste of skin.
Dave in Fairfax
--
reply-to doesn't work
use:
daveldr at att dot net
American Association of Woodturners
http://www.woodturner.org
Capital Area Woodturners
http://www.capwoodturners.org/
Andy Dingley wrote:
> _Nobody_ is a waste of skin.
> Imagine the mess they'd make without it.
You forget, I'm a nurse. I've seen de-gloving and major burns. I've
worked ER and seen terminal road rash. They were a waste of skin.
Dave in Fairfax
--
reply-to doesn't work
use:
daveldr at att dot net
American Association of Woodturners
http://www.woodturner.org
Capital Area Woodturners
http://www.capwoodturners.org/
It seems that someone in the group has hurt the feelings of some small
minded person. He lists his enemies as:
Bay Area Dave
T
Charlie Self
Mike Patterson
Barry Burke
Evidently he resents those with more intelligence than he.
--
KY
http://users.adelphia.net/~kyhighland
"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these porn
> crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
>
> Ken in Canada (eh!)
>
>
In article <[email protected]>, Joe Willmann <[email protected]> wrote:
>In 1 Existing Section should be selected and ^\rec\.woodworking should
>be in the list. I haven't a clue as to what the special carachters
>mean.
^ means "begins with"
\ means read the next character as literally what it is, rather than as having
any special meaning. In regular-expression syntax, dot means "match any
character"; backslash-dot means "just a dot".
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
On 2/15/04 3:43 PM, in article [email protected],
"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
How about a moderator? JUST KIDDING EVERYONE!!! (Couldn't resist after
recent posts etc.)
In article <[email protected]>, Andy Dingley <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 20:03:08 GMT, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>> ?
>
>Exactly (and succintly put).
>
>If it's "about one in 50", why raise the issue of one pass in many
>tests ?
The fact that one score at the 98th percentile, regardless of the number of
attempts, qualifies one, is the reason that the qualifiers are "about" one in
50 instead of *exactly* one in 50.
--
Regards,
Doug Miller
For a copy of my TrollFilter for NewsProxy/Nfilter,
email me at filterinfo-at-milmac-dot-com
In article <BC5584BF.4635%[email protected]>, BM Cooper <[email protected]> wrote:
>On 2/15/04 3:43 PM, in article [email protected],
>"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
>
>How about a moderator? JUST KIDDING EVERYONE!!! (Couldn't resist after
>recent posts etc.)
>
No, no, I really think we should. I nominate a committee:
Steve Strickland
Ed Bennett
Woodworker Joe
Dennis O'Connor
Bay Area Dave
myself
That should keep things interesting!
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
I decline the invitation...
dave
Doug Miller wrote:
> In article <BC5584BF.4635%[email protected]>, BM Cooper <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On 2/15/04 3:43 PM, in article [email protected],
>>"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>>
>>
>>How about a moderator? JUST KIDDING EVERYONE!!! (Couldn't resist after
>>recent posts etc.)
>>
>
>
> No, no, I really think we should. I nominate a committee:
> Steve Strickland
> Ed Bennett
> Woodworker Joe
> Dennis O'Connor
> Bay Area Dave
> myself
>
> That should keep things interesting!
>
> --
> Regards,
> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
[snip]
>>
>>>re: table tennis, which I always called Ping Pong.
>>
>> The difference is about 50 mph. :-)
>
>Like in Forrest Gump?
Yep.
--
Regards,
Doug Miller
For a copy of my TrollFilter for NewsProxy/Nfilter,
email me at filterinfo-at-milmac-dot-com
you really have to wonder what goes through the mind of an idiot like this.
One things for sure - he's why incest is illegal
"Silvan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Ken in Canada wrote:
>
> > BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these
porn
> > crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> > newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
> No. Not unless we find him and kill him. No amount of abuse reporting
etc.
> will get rid of him, because he always finds some new server somewhere
> eventually. He has evidently changed ISPs at least twice as well. All
> this for the express purpose of annoying this group. He really needs to
> get a life. Maybe someone should teach him how to masturbate or
something,
> so he has a better way to spend his time.
>
> --
> Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
> Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
>
In article <[email protected]>, Larry Blanchard <[email protected]> wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>,
>[email protected] says...
>> Could be... I used to be. Maybe it's different in other cities, but most of
>> the people I met in Mensa were losers. Highly intelligent, but still losers.
>> Many lack the ability to interact successfully with others.
>>
>I don't think that's limited to Mensa members. It seems to be a
>predominant trait that goes with high intelligence. I'm
>supposedly a genius, but my social skills vary from slim to
>none. And the same applies to all the other folks I know with
>high IQs - and I don't know any who are Mensa members.
To an extent, I suppose I agree with you -- but it seems to me that many of
the people I know at church are at least as bright as the ones I met through
Mensa. And the ones at church are almost without exception more sociable, and
more successful, than most of the Mensans. IMO, Mensa tends to attract those
whose lack of social skills makes them ill-suited for socializing in other
fora.
FWIW, Mensa isn't anywhere nearly as selective as many people believe it to
be. The *sole* criterion for eligibility is to score at or above the 98th
percentile, just once, on any of about twenty standardized tests that they
accept as qualifiers. As such, about one person in fifty is eligible.
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
I'll respond inline for a change...
Doug Miller wrote:
snip
>>I've got an
>>adult son who is smarter than me; guess what field he gravitated to, by
>>age 8?
>
>
> The same, I suppose? What exactly is he doing?
He got interested in pc's when I began dabbling in them in 85. I used
my pc in my business from 85 to 88 and then brought it home when I sold
my business. My kid started tinkering on our AT&T 6300; no mouse; no
color; no Windoze...I could tell right away that he'd found his niche.
He's trying to get a consulting business off the ground, but I'd prefer
to see him go to work at a large or medium company first. He was
getting set to graduate with good grades when an illness set him back,
so he is in the process of thinking of rescheduling the last couple of
senior classes that he muffed so he can get his sheepskin. Whenever we
get together he talks WAY over my wife's and my head, but we nod
knowingly like we understand every word. <g> Wish he were more rounded;
ALL he talks about is technology. But he's my kid, so I love him!
>
>>I'm impressed by anyone who has their act together and treats everyone
>>well, even when things aren't going their way.
>
>
> I try. Don't always succeed.
Me either <g>
>
>>re: table tennis, which I always called Ping Pong.
>
>
> The difference is about 50 mph. :-)
Like in Forrest Gump?
>>I remember playing
>>on a regular dining table, which was way under regulation size. Trying
>>to keep the ball from sailing over the far edge was tough for an
>>uncoordinated kid of 11. I did better with bowling, although I whacked
>>my left shin at the foul line more than a couple of times with the ball.
>
>
> Been there, done that. I bowl poorly (average around 100). Best game ever was
> 142.
My bowling days are over due to the same thing that forced me to sell my
business; a ruptured disk. Followed by another one 7 years later.
The worst position I can get into is putting my arms straight over my
head. Extending my arms straight out or up, with weight on them puts on
heck of a strain on my neck. Boy is 3/4" MDF a bear to work with!
>
> Cool. I've always enjoyed baseball, both as a participant and a spectator.
> Don't play it real well, though, and never did. I used to be able to throw
> hard, and I can still throw a curve, for whatever little that might be worth.
> My older son shows some promise, though. Not yet sixteen, and he throws just a
> squeak under 70mph, and pretty accurately, too. And two years ago in a Little
> League game, he hit a home run to straightaway center field (320 ft) that
> cleared the fence by a good 35 or 40 feet.
There isn't much in sports I've played that is more satisfying than
connecting with a fast ball and watching it fly over the outfielders
heads! Bowling a bunch of strikes in a row is cool, but taking a good
cut with a WOODEN bat is something no kid forgets. Now they use those
silly sounding metal bats. Yecch!
>>Sheesh, this is starting to smack of "diary" material! Forgive my
>>rambling...
>
>
> No prob.
Thanks for indulging me!
dave
Actually T. has been under constant attack for a while. The rest
are popular and regular posters, too. I think some one is trying to shut
down the newsgroup or make it unusable. This is one of the last "clean"
and useful NGs left, which probably explains why its under attack.
Joey in Chesapeake
"KYHighlander" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> It seems that someone in the group has hurt the feelings of some small
> minded person. He lists his enemies as:
> Bay Area Dave
> T
> Charlie Self
> Mike Patterson
> Barry Burke
>
> Evidently he resents those with more intelligence than he.
> --
> KY
> http://users.adelphia.net/~kyhighland
>
>
> "Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these
porn
> > crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> > newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
> >
> >
> > Ken in Canada (eh!)
> >
> >
>
>
Damned if i know wrote:
> I kind of wonder whether you are the troll dave
A couple of months back, there was a thread called "BAD is a troll."
Therefore, he must be. I read it on the Internet so it must be right.
--
Ed
[email protected]
http://pages.cthome.net/edhome
Doug, don't be so serious all the time. I was jerking your chain.
couldn't you tell by the "I couldn't resist..." comment?
dave
Doug Miller wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>oh, kinda like YOU?? (I couldn't resist, Doug!)
>>
>>But now I have an explanation for your superior attitude. Have you ever
>>entered a conversation on ANY topic that you didn't know more about than
>>anyone you've met?
>>
>
> It's really too bad that you envy me so much that the only way you can build
> yourself up is by tearing me down.
>
>
> --
> Regards,
> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote in news:cMRXb.1440
[email protected]:
> BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these
porn
> crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
>
> Ken in Canada (eh!)
>
>
>
I use XNews as my news reader. With just a little bit of work it is
easy to set it up so it removed all of the objectionable stuff without
me seeing it.
By the way XNews is free and available at
http://www.webattack.com/get/xnews.shtml
It is pretty easy to set up.
Han <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Joe Willmann <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> I use XNews as my news reader. With just a little bit of work it is
>> easy to set it up so it removed all of the objectionable stuff
>> without me seeing it.
>>
>
> I use Xnews too, but I haven't figured out what you did exactly.
> Could you please post how to make Xnews block those posts?
>
XNews uses the "Score File" to do things like this. What you want to do
is set up a scroe file entry so that the objectionable posts are killed.
Score files work on words that are in the message header.
Step 1
Select one of the objectionable posts. Pick one that has an
objectionable word in the title, like penis.
Step 2
Using the menu select Article->Add to Score File.
Step 3
The dialog is divided into groups numbered 1 through 5 and there is a
6th unnumberd one at the bottom.
In 1 Existing Section should be selected and ^\rec\.woodworking should
be in the list. I haven't a clue as to what the special carachters
mean.
In Section 2, Score Value, select Kill
In Section 3 Expires in: select never expire
In Section 4 I used the Subject field. Push the Subject button. The
rest of the line becomes un-grayed. The right hand field should have
the subject the article had. Edit it so that only the word Penis is
present. It ignores case so upper or lower will work fine.
Ignore the rest of section 4 and 5.
Check the box "Rescore on Apply"
Push the apply button.
The Add to score file dialog will go away and return you to the news
group. All of the messages in the group with the word penis in the
subject will now be marked for killing.
The marked articles are still shown to you because this will be your
only way to "test" things. When the news group is closed and re-opened
they will just be gone.
I had not had to any score file stuff before but when we got flooded
last week I went to the help menu and started reading. You can get a
lot fancier with scroring but for now I just went through and repeated
the process about 5 times with different words and they all went away.
I haven't seen any since.
Another way to do the same thing is to use the Special->Edit Score file
command.
I could send you, or post a copy of my score file. You could then save
or paste mine into your scroe file and your settings would be the same
as mine. I wont do that right now because it would require posting all
of thos objectionable words. It is also good for you to learn how to
add things through the reqular user inteface.
One of the good things scoring does is it allows you to make certain
posters or threads as interesting. Then when a message from one of them
comes in it is brought to your attention.
I hope this helped.
Joe Willmann <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> I use XNews as my news reader. With just a little bit of work it is
> easy to set it up so it removed all of the objectionable stuff without
> me seeing it.
>
I use Xnews too, but I haven't figured out what you did exactly. Could you
please post how to make Xnews block those posts?
--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid
Joe Willmann <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
Thanks Joe!
--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid
"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote
> BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these porn
> crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
Beware.
If you are not savvy enough to do your own research, the least you can
do is stay calm.
Here is one way a malicious troll takes advantage of a group which
includes a few tough guys.
...The malicious troll riles the group. He (or she) posts tens or
hundreds of vile garbage of whatever sort. ...A group tough guy steps
forward and says "I've had enough! Who is the perpetrator?!" ...The
malicious troll (or accomplice) poses as a friend of the group and
begins to frame one of his enemies. (How would you know who they are is
since you probably have never even looked at a Usenet post header.)
...You just have to know who it is. So he tells you, including their
name, telephone, and address. ...Some of you take the bait and harass
the malicious troll's enemy.
That happened to another group.
FWIW.
If you are technically helpless, you are out of luck. You just have to
sit back and let it pass.
The only way I know of to help stop such things, besides e-mailing their
ISP, is to reply including their complete header information. That gives
those of us who enjoy research something to find when some other
malicious troll is at work. Most trolls either post X-No-Archive or
cancel their posts later. The reply makes a permanent, Google Usenet
archive searchable record.
Besides Google, there are other, private Usenet archives which ignore
X-No-Archive and cancel requests. Illegal stuff is delt with by
authorities, but civil stuff has to be delt with (legally) by us users.
>
>
> Ken in Canada (eh!)
>
>
>
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>
Outlook Express lets you filter. Go to tools, then message rules.
Works great.
"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these porn
> crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
>
> Ken in Canada (eh!)
>
>
In article <mM6Yb.45106$_44.42761@attbi_s52>,
Jerry Gilreath <[email protected]> wrote:
>How do you make the "begins with" character? I've always wondered that.
On "U.S. ENGLISH" style keyboards it's "shift 6"
Ditto with the layout for several European Languages.
Can't guarantee where it is on _your_ keyboard, however. <grin>
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> No, no, I really think we should. I nominate a committee:
> Steve Strickland
> Ed Bennett
> Woodworker Joe
> Dennis O'Connor
> Bay Area Dave
> myself
>
> That should keep things interesting!
Is this going to be a *new* group . . "wreckmoderator.fight"?
Posting by the moderators only, but can be read by all, watch the committee
make the decisions about which posts shall be seen on the wreck?
Sounds good to me, we can advertise it as the latest in Usenet
humor/irony/satire!!!!
(R,D,&G)
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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> Could be... I used to be. Maybe it's different in other cities, but most of
> the people I met in Mensa were losers. Highly intelligent, but still losers.
> Many lack the ability to interact successfully with others.
>
I don't think that's limited to Mensa members. It seems to be a
predominant trait that goes with high intelligence. I'm
supposedly a genius, but my social skills vary from slim to
none. And the same applies to all the other folks I know with
high IQs - and I don't know any who are Mensa members.
BTW, I'm not bragging. I was born with a better than average
brain - I had nothing to do with it :-).
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On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 20:03:08 GMT, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
wrote:
> ?
Exactly (and succintly put).
If it's "about one in 50", why raise the issue of one pass in many
tests ?
Doug, thanks for taking the time to answer my long list of "nosy"
questions. <g> Not being creative is my biggest disappointment. Like
my folks I can't sing or paint, but I did have a blast playing guitar
(clumsily) in a "rock and roll" band in the 60's. We weren't well known
beyond our area, but we enjoyed the heck out of playing, even in our
somewhat inept manner.
I can see why programming would be the logical choice for someone with
above average intelligence and a great grasp of logic. I've got an
adult son who is smarter than me; guess what field he gravitated to, by
age 8?
I'm impressed by anyone who has their act together and treats everyone
well, even when things aren't going their way.
re: table tennis, which I always called Ping Pong. I remember playing
on a regular dining table, which was way under regulation size. Trying
to keep the ball from sailing over the far edge was tough for an
uncoordinated kid of 11. I did better with bowling, although I whacked
my left shin at the foul line more than a couple of times with the ball.
I also launched it backwards once or twice. Breaking 200 was fun when
it happened. Played on a champion Little League team one year. We won
because we practiced SEVEN days a week for the entire season. That was a
memory to last me a lifetime. I recently ran across some of the
pictures of my team and our "World Series" game that my dad took back in
'61. Scanned in to my pc so I'll have my own copies to look at "whenever".
Sheesh, this is starting to smack of "diary" material! Forgive my
rambling...
dave
Doug Miller wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>I KNEW that would be your response, too. As soon as I wrote it, I
>>thought, "Doug is just going to tell me he was messin' with me." Was I
>>right, or was I right? :)
>
>
> Wow -- you're psychic! Not among my talents, I'm afraid.
>
>>So do you find it frustrating to be smarter than most of humanity?
>
>
> I was blessed with a quarter-century in a career field (computer programming)
> populated largely by highly intelligent people. That has minimized the
> frustrations.
>
>
>>Bet you get sick of dealing with us dummies all the time.
>
>
> I'm bothered mostly by people who fail, or worse, refuse, to use whatever
> degree of intelligence they have. I'm pretty sure that the guy I hired a few
> years ago to plaster a 4x6' hole in a wall where there used to be a window
> wouldn't outscore me on an IQ test. I'm _dead_certain_ that I'll never, ever,
> even begin to approach his skill with a trowel.
>
>
>>Is your family and friends all on the brighter side?
>
>
> Yes. Especially my mother (4.0 GPA in her doctorate program), my wife and
> kids, and almost everyone in my wife's family. Her brother's IQ was measured
> somewhere in the 180s IIRC. One of her cousins used to work for NASA as an
> aerospace engineer, calculating orbital trajectories for the Apollo moon
> missions; he's probably the smartest person I've ever met.
>
>
>>Ever met anyone who intimidated you with their intelligence and knowledge?
>
>
> No. Impressed me, yes, many times. Intimidated me, never.
>
>
>>Have you ever patented anything?
>
>
> Not yet. :-)
>
>
>>Do you have artistic ability also?
>
>
> I wish. My older son, my wife, and most of her family have it. Her father is a
> truly accomplished woodcarver. Not me. Nor am I athletically gifted; quite the
> contrary, in fact, except that I can probably kick your tail at table tennis.
> I play the piano with some degree of ability. My aptitudes are mainly
> mechanical, logical, and mathematical.
>
>
> --
> Regards,
> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
Ken in Canada wrote:
> BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these porn
> crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
> newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
No. Not unless we find him and kill him. No amount of abuse reporting etc.
will get rid of him, because he always finds some new server somewhere
eventually. He has evidently changed ISPs at least twice as well. All
this for the express purpose of annoying this group. He really needs to
get a life. Maybe someone should teach him how to masturbate or something,
so he has a better way to spend his time.
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In article <170220042311546589%dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca>, dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>, Bob S.
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> But then again - maybe he isn't the
>> imbecile we think he is and really is a truly intelligent -- asshole.
>
>Betcha he's a member of Mensa...
>
Could be... I used to be. Maybe it's different in other cities, but most of
the people I met in Mensa were losers. Highly intelligent, but still losers.
Many lack the ability to interact successfully with others.
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
hell, if he thinks he can affect the group he is NUTS! Filters prevent
most all the garbage from making it to my screen. I just checked my
filter log, which was awash with perverted posts. One could ALMOST feel
sorry for such a pathetic excuse for a human being...but then again I'm
not quite that charitable! :)
dave
Joseph Smith wrote:
> Actually T. has been under constant attack for a while. The rest
> are popular and regular posters, too. I think some one is trying to shut
> down the newsgroup or make it unusable. This is one of the last "clean"
> and useful NGs left, which probably explains why its under attack.
>
> Joey in Chesapeake
> "KYHighlander" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>It seems that someone in the group has hurt the feelings of some small
>>minded person. He lists his enemies as:
>> Bay Area Dave
>> T
>> Charlie Self
>> Mike Patterson
>> Barry Burke
>>
>>Evidently he resents those with more intelligence than he.
>>--
>>KY
>>http://users.adelphia.net/~kyhighland
>>
>>
>>"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these
>
> porn
>
>>>crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
>>>newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>>>
>>>
>>>Ken in Canada (eh!)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
oh, kinda like YOU?? (I couldn't resist, Doug!)
But now I have an explanation for your superior attitude. Have you ever
entered a conversation on ANY topic that you didn't know more about than
anyone you've met?
dave
Doug Miller wrote:
snip
>
> Could be... I used to be. Maybe it's different in other cities, but most of
> the people I met in Mensa were losers. Highly intelligent, but still losers.
> Many lack the ability to interact successfully with others.
>
> --
> Regards,
> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
In article <[email protected]>, Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 19:57:37 GMT, [email protected] (Doug Miller)
>wrote:
>
>>The *sole* criterion for eligibility is to score at or above the 98th
>>percentile, just once, on any of about twenty standardized tests that they
>>accept as qualifiers. As such, about one person in fifty is eligible.
>
>
> ?
>
Not sure quite what you're questioning, so I'll address it two different ways.
Yes, that is indeed Mensa's sole criterion for eligibility. The only other
criterion for membership is the ability to pay the annual fee. See
http://www.mensa.org/info.html , about half-way down under "How do I qualify
for Mensa?".
Scoring at the 98th percentile means outscoring 98 percent of your fellows,
i.e. being in the top two percent, or one in fifty. It isn't *exactly* one in
fifty because all you have to do to be eligible is to score that high *once*.
Somebody who isn't quite that bright, but takes the test a hundred
times and happens _one_time_ to have an exceptionally good or lucky day,
qualifies. Likewise, very bright people who for whatever reason (anxiety, poor
memory, or what have you) do poorly on tests, may never qualify.
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
> Doug, don't be so serious all the time. I was jerking your chain.
>couldn't you tell by the "I couldn't resist..." comment?
>
And I was jerking your chain, Dave. Guess I should've put a smiley on it, huh?
>dave
>
>Doug Miller wrote:
>
>> In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>oh, kinda like YOU?? (I couldn't resist, Doug!)
>>>
>>>But now I have an explanation for your superior attitude. Have you ever
>>>entered a conversation on ANY topic that you didn't know more about than
>>>anyone you've met?
>>>
>>
>> It's really too bad that you envy me so much that the only way you can build
>> yourself up is by tearing me down.
>>
>>
>> --
>> Regards,
>> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
>
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
I kind of wonder whether you are the troll dave
"Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I KNEW that would be your response, too. As soon as I wrote it, I
> thought, "Doug is just going to tell me he was messin' with me." Was I
> right, or was I right? :)
>
> So do you find it frustrating to be smarter than most of humanity? Bet
> you get sick of dealing with us dummies all the time. Is your family
> and friends all on the brighter side? Ever met anyone who intimidated
> you with their intelligence and knowledge? Have you ever patented
> anything? Do you have artistic ability also? Sure wish I had some;
> I've been struggling to get that darn quilt rack pattern finished so I
> can start cutting up some oak... (I managed to get this sucker on
> topic, FINALLY! :) )
>
> dave
>
> Doug Miller wrote:
>
> > In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area
Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> Doug, don't be so serious all the time. I was jerking your chain.
> >>couldn't you tell by the "I couldn't resist..." comment?
> >>
> >
> >
> > And I was jerking your chain, Dave. Guess I should've put a smiley on
it, huh?
> >
> >
> >>dave
> >>
> >>Doug Miller wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area
Dave
> >>
> >><[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >>>>oh, kinda like YOU?? (I couldn't resist, Doug!)
> >>>>
> >>>>But now I have an explanation for your superior attitude. Have you
ever
> >>>>entered a conversation on ANY topic that you didn't know more about
than
> >>>>anyone you've met?
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>It's really too bad that you envy me so much that the only way you can
build
> >>>yourself up is by tearing me down.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>--
> >>>Regards,
> >>> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
> >>
> >
> > --
> > Regards,
> > Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
>
Well, shit! I just looked at another keyboard and there it is for the world
to see!!! Most of the letters and numbers are worn off this one. Guess it's
time to make a trip and get me a new one! Color me red!!!
--
"Cartoons don't have any deep meaning.
They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh."
Homer Simpson
Jerry© The Phoneman®
"Robert Bonomi" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <mM6Yb.45106$_44.42761@attbi_s52>,
> Jerry Gilreath <[email protected]> wrote:
> >How do you make the "begins with" character? I've always wondered that.
>
> On "U.S. ENGLISH" style keyboards it's "shift 6"
>
> Ditto with the layout for several European Languages.
>
> Can't guarantee where it is on _your_ keyboard, however. <grin>
>
In article <[email protected]>, "Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote:
>BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these porn
>crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
>newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
New here, aintcha? :-)
Do a Google Groups search on rec.woodworking for the phrase "how to filter out
the crap". It gets posted every couple of weeks.
If you think it'll do any good, you might complain to Google about a couple of
things:
a) their lack of a mechanism for deleting such posts from their archives
b) their "Safe Search" filter applies only to the *contents* of the posts, and
not the *titles* -- and so it passes any post with innocuous contents no
matter how vile its title.
Perhaps if enough people complain, maybe they'll fix it someday.
--
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 20:19:11 -0600, BM Cooper <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On 2/15/04 3:43 PM, in article [email protected],
>"Ken in Canada" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
>
>How about a moderator? JUST KIDDING EVERYONE!!! (Couldn't resist after
>recent posts etc.)
>
a better solution would be to split the group into rec.woodworking and
rec.woodworking.trolls.....
<GD&R>
How do you make the "begins with" character? I've always wondered that.
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They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh."
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"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, Joe
Willmann <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >In 1 Existing Section should be selected and ^\rec\.woodworking should
> >be in the list. I haven't a clue as to what the special carachters
> >mean.
>
> ^ means "begins with"
>
> \ means read the next character as literally what it is, rather than as
having
> any special meaning. In regular-expression syntax, dot means "match any
> character"; backslash-dot means "just a dot".
>
> --
> Regards,
> Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 19:27:25 -0500, Silvan wrote:
>
> Ken in Canada wrote:
>
>> BTW.... who is this idiot that keeps mucking up the group with these porn
>> crap headers? If i wanted to see this stuff I can go to any number of
>> newsgroups. Any way we can prevent or get rid of this junk?
>
> No. Not unless we find him and kill him. No amount of abuse reporting etc.
> will get rid of him, because he always finds some new server somewhere
> eventually. He has evidently changed ISPs at least twice as well.
One day he will post from an ISP where a regular reader of this ng
works or someone knows someone who works at the ISP. Then expect an
anonymous post giving the saddo's name and address :)
> All
> this for the express purpose of annoying this group. He really needs to
> get a life. Maybe someone should teach him how to masturbate or something,
> so he has a better way to spend his time.
He spends all his spare time choking the chicken, don't encourage it!
The only thing that surprises me is that with his blindness and hairy
palms he can still manage to post ;)
--
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http://www.freebsd.org/
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:02:32 GMT, Dave in Fairfax <[email protected]>
wrote:
>It isn't any differrent. Only decent peson I met there was a mechanic.
>the rest were a waste of skin.
_Nobody_ is a waste of skin.
Imagine the mess they'd make without it.
In article <[email protected]>, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>Doug, thanks for taking the time to answer my long list of "nosy"
>questions. <g> Not being creative is my biggest disappointment. Like
>my folks I can't sing or paint, but I did have a blast playing guitar
>(clumsily) in a "rock and roll" band in the 60's. We weren't well known
>beyond our area, but we enjoyed the heck out of playing, even in our
>somewhat inept manner.
You did better than I did. I tried learning to play guitar my sophomore year
of high school. The only thing that kept me from being a complete failure at
it was that eight years of piano lessons had taught me _real_ well how to read
music. To call me a clumsy, inept guitarist would be a kindness.
>
>I can see why programming would be the logical choice for someone with
>above average intelligence and a great grasp of logic.
The odd thing there is that I got started in it almost by chance. I took a
programming course my senior year of HS because a couple of friends had taken
it the year before and said it was fun. I thought so too, so I took more
programming classes in college, more for the fun of it than anything else. I
started college as a chemistry major, planning to be a chemist or chemical
engineer. Eventually it dawned on me that I was making better grades in the
math and computer science courses, working only a fourth as hard, and enjoying
it twice as much, so I changed majors. About six months after that, I realized
that I could actually get paid real money for writing software.
> I've got an
>adult son who is smarter than me; guess what field he gravitated to, by
>age 8?
The same, I suppose? What exactly is he doing?
>
>I'm impressed by anyone who has their act together and treats everyone
>well, even when things aren't going their way.
I try. Don't always succeed.
>
>re: table tennis, which I always called Ping Pong.
The difference is about 50 mph. :-)
> I remember playing
>on a regular dining table, which was way under regulation size. Trying
>to keep the ball from sailing over the far edge was tough for an
>uncoordinated kid of 11. I did better with bowling, although I whacked
>my left shin at the foul line more than a couple of times with the ball.
Been there, done that. I bowl poorly (average around 100). Best game ever was
142.
> I also launched it backwards once or twice. Breaking 200 was fun when
>it happened. Played on a champion Little League team one year. We won
>because we practiced SEVEN days a week for the entire season. That was a
>memory to last me a lifetime. I recently ran across some of the
>pictures of my team and our "World Series" game that my dad took back in
>'61. Scanned in to my pc so I'll have my own copies to look at "whenever".
Cool. I've always enjoyed baseball, both as a participant and a spectator.
Don't play it real well, though, and never did. I used to be able to throw
hard, and I can still throw a curve, for whatever little that might be worth.
My older son shows some promise, though. Not yet sixteen, and he throws just a
squeak under 70mph, and pretty accurately, too. And two years ago in a Little
League game, he hit a home run to straightaway center field (320 ft) that
cleared the fence by a good 35 or 40 feet.
>Sheesh, this is starting to smack of "diary" material! Forgive my
>rambling...
No prob.
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Doug Miller
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