Allright, you outlasted me:
Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep, that
will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
Bob Schmall
Not one shred of evidence exists that life is serious.
Richard Feynman
> >Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep, that
> >will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
> >resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
> >
>
> Let me know what the postage is.
Arghh!
You should have held out until he offered free postage.
Bob Schmall states:
>Allright, you outlasted me:
>
>Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep, that
>will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
>resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
>
Let me know what the postage is.
Charlie Self
"Wars spring from unseen and generally insignificant causes, the first outbreak
being often but an explosion of anger." Thucydides
In article <[email protected]>,
John Emmons <[email protected]> wrote:
> Sorry but the funniest exchange ever in any movie was in "The Pink Panther"
-snip
No, although it was Peter Sellers (as President of USA) the funniest
line ever in a film was:
"There will be no fighting in the War Room"
in Dr. Strangelove. That film had a lot of great lines tho.
Just on TCM the other night - my wife: "Your not going to watch
that again are you?"
I did.
Love that movie (and most Peter Sellers' stuff).
Lou
"Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On 26 Apr 2004 14:54:16 GMT, Charlie Self <[email protected]>
wrote:
> > Bob Schmall states:
> >
> >>Allright, you outlasted me:
> >>
> >>Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep,
that
> >>will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
> >>resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
> >
> > Let me know what the postage is.
>
> It's an amount of money used to mail something, attached to the package
> in the form of stamps. But that's not important right now...
Surely you can't be serious.
todd
In rec.woodworking
"Bob Schmall" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"loutent" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:260420042028560046%[email protected]...
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> John Emmons <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> > Sorry but the funniest exchange ever in any movie was in "The Pink
>Panther"
>>
>> -snip
>>
>> No, although it was Peter Sellers (as President of USA) the funniest
>> line ever in a film was:
>>
>> "There will be no fighting in the War Room"
>
>New entry in a poker game asks W. C. Fields, "Is this a game of chance?"
>Fields, "Not the way I play it, no."
That was Peter Sellers but it was Dr. Strangelove. Great movie.
Related to classic ad in college for slide rule where only C and D
scales used. Pre-calculator days.
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:03:34 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep, that
>will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
>resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
"loutent" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:260420042028560046%[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> John Emmons <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Sorry but the funniest exchange ever in any movie was in "The Pink
Panther"
>
> -snip
>
> No, although it was Peter Sellers (as President of USA) the funniest
> line ever in a film was:
>
> "There will be no fighting in the War Room"
New entry in a poker game asks W. C. Fields, "Is this a game of chance?"
Fields, "Not the way I play it, no."
Sorry but the funniest exchange ever in any movie was in "The Pink Panther"
Actually there are two tied for the funniest...
Clouseau asks the county dweller "your dog, does he bite...?"
man replies, "no"
whereupon Clouseau attempts to pet the dog at the man's feet, the dog then
bites Clouseau on the hand...
Clouseau exclaims, "I thought you said your dog did not bite !!..."
the man replies, "zat is not my dog..."
Earlier or possibly later, it's been a while, in the same film, Clouseau
manages to completely destroy a Steinway piano, the owner of which tells
him,
"monseiur, that is a priceless Steinway...!!!!!"
Clouseau replies, "not anymore..."
Funniest lines ever uttered in a motion picture...
John Emmons
"todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 15:15:09 -0500, todd <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > "Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > >> On 26 Apr 2004 14:54:16 GMT, Charlie Self
<[email protected]>
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >> > Let me know what the postage is.
> > >>
> > >> It's an amount of money used to mail something, attached to the
package
> > >> in the form of stamps. But that's not important right now...
> > >
> > > Surely you can't be serious.
> >
> > Roger. And don't call me Shirly.
>
> Possibly the best exchange in a movie that, IMHO, is one of the funniest
> ever made, is the one between Kareem (Roger Murdock)and Billy.
>
>
In article <[email protected]>,
John Emmons <[email protected]> wrote:
>Sorry but the funniest exchange ever in any movie was in "The Pink Panther"
>
>Actually there are two tied for the funniest...
>
>Clouseau asks the county dweller "your dog, does he bite...?"
>
>man replies, "no"
>
>whereupon Clouseau attempts to pet the dog at the man's feet, the dog then
>bites Clouseau on the hand...
>
>Clouseau exclaims, "I thought you said your dog did not bite !!..."
>
>the man replies, "zat is not my dog..."
>
>
>Earlier or possibly later, it's been a while, in the same film, Clouseau
>manages to completely destroy a Steinway piano, the owner of which tells
>him,
>
>"monseiur, that is a priceless Steinway...!!!!!"
>
>Clouseau replies, "not anymore..."
>
Not that it matters much, but the Steinway scene is from "A Shot in the Dark",
the second of the Clouseau films. And does _not_ involve "Sir Charles Panther,
the infamous Lytton".
Plus a $5.99 handling charge ;)
"Bob Schmall" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Charlie Self" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Bob Schmall states:
> >
> > >Allright, you outlasted me:
> > >
> > >Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep,
that
> > >will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
> > >resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
> > >
> >
> > Let me know what the postage is.
>
> $4.95
>
>
"Charlie Self" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Bob Schmall states:
>
> >Allright, you outlasted me:
> >
> >Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep, that
> >will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
> >resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
> >
>
> Let me know what the postage is.
$4.95
Bob Schmall writes:
>> >Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep, that
>> >will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
>> >resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
>> >
>>
>> Let me know what the postage is.
>
>$4.95
Works for me. I think I have your address, but let's not bet. Email it and I'll
mail a check today or tomorrow.
Charlie Self
"Wars spring from unseen and generally insignificant causes, the first outbreak
being often but an explosion of anger." Thucydides
On 26 Apr 2004 14:54:16 GMT, Charlie Self <[email protected]> wrote:
> Bob Schmall states:
>
>>Allright, you outlasted me:
>>
>>Genuine U-Bild plans for a generic corner cab, 47" tall by 29" deep, that
>>will take a 27" TV. Never used, read with one eye only, in original
>>resealable plastic bag. Retail $9.95, take it for free plus postage.
>
> Let me know what the postage is.
It's an amount of money used to mail something, attached to the package
in the form of stamps. But that's not important right now...
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 15:15:09 -0500, todd <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> On 26 Apr 2004 14:54:16 GMT, Charlie Self <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> > Let me know what the postage is.
>>
>> It's an amount of money used to mail something, attached to the package
>> in the form of stamps. But that's not important right now...
>
> Surely you can't be serious.
Roger. And don't call me Shirly.
Dave Hinz responds:
>>> > Let me know what the postage is.
>>>
>>> It's an amount of money used to mail something, attached to the package
>>> in the form of stamps. But that's not important right now...
>>
>> Surely you can't be serious.
>
>Roger. And don't call me Shirly.
Roger? I thought it was Dave?
Charlie Self
"Wars spring from unseen and generally insignificant causes, the first outbreak
being often but an explosion of anger." Thucydides
On 26 Apr 2004 21:36:10 GMT, Charlie Self <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dave Hinz responds:
>>
>>Roger. And don't call me Shirly.
>
> Roger? I thought it was Dave?
Naah, it's an entirely different kind of poster. Alltogether.
Dave Hinz responds:
><[email protected]> wrote:
>> Dave Hinz responds:
>>>
>>>Roger. And don't call me Shirly.
>>
>> Roger? I thought it was Dave?
>
>Naah, it's an entirely different kind of poster. Alltogether.
>
Shirley Alltogether? Strange name for a guy.
Charlie Self
"Wars spring from unseen and generally insignificant causes, the first outbreak
being often but an explosion of anger." Thucydides
"Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 15:15:09 -0500, todd <[email protected]> wrote:
> > "Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >> On 26 Apr 2004 14:54:16 GMT, Charlie Self <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
>
> >> > Let me know what the postage is.
> >>
> >> It's an amount of money used to mail something, attached to the package
> >> in the form of stamps. But that's not important right now...
> >
> > Surely you can't be serious.
>
> Roger. And don't call me Shirly.
Possibly the best exchange in a movie that, IMHO, is one of the funniest
ever made, is the one between Kareem (Roger Murdock)and Billy.