Per Request: Lawyers, Guns and Money.

I can see the lawsuits rolling in now.... "Send Jewitt, Frank and
Dresdner"...........;-)


Bob S.


"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Obviously, this is to be sung to the tune of "Send Lawyers, Guns and
> Money", by Warren Zevon.
>
>
> (TO BE PLAYED LOUD)
>
>
> I went home with some cherry
> The way I always do
> How was I to know
> I'd turn the damned wood blue
>
> Dave Eisan got me fuming
> I took a little risk
> Send Jewitt, Frank and Dresdner
> I might as well used piss
>
> (Hah!)
>
> An innocent bystander
> Somehow I got stuck
> I bought the wrong ammonia
>
> And my new blue cherry sucks
> And my new blue cherry sucks
> Well my new blue cherry sucks
>
>
> Now I've got me some Honduras
> I'm a desperate man
> Send Jewitt, Frank and Dresdner
> The shit has hit the fan
>
> (Can't hardly look at it!)
>
> Send Jewitt, Frank and Dresdner
>
> (Hah!)
>
> Send Jewitt, Frank and Dresdner
>
> (Ugh!)
>
> Send Jewitt, Frank and Dresdner
>
> (Ouchhhhh!)
>
>
> (I'm saving "Excitable Boy" to celebrate a certain Wrecker.)
>
>
> (Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson