I'm thinking about crossing the line in the sand and actually ordering
something from Harbor Freight.
I found this on their web site, and found it amusing:
"In order to receive your order in time for the holidays please call our
operators at (800) 423-2567 and arrange faster shipping."
If they have a shipping option that can get me my order before Christmas, I
want to know about it. I'll ship myself back to 1990 and tell myself not
to major in foreign languages. :)
--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
Silvan <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> "In order to receive your order in time for the holidays please call our
> operators at (800) 423-2567 and arrange faster shipping."
>
> If they have a shipping option that can get me my order before Christmas, I
> want to know about it. I'll ship myself back to 1990 and tell myself not
> to major in foreign languages. :)
Reminds me of the time I was in line at the US Air desk at Hartsfield
in Atlanta. There was this, judging from his accent, Cajun in line in
front of me. "What time does the plane leave fo' Shrevepo't?"
"Eight a.m.", the ticket agent replied, "and it gets into Shreveport
at 7:45 a.m. Would you like a ticket?"
"No," the astounded Cajun answered. "Ah just want to go watch that
fast sumbitch take off."
Dick Durbin
Tallahassee
What's so funny? It's only January 5th.
"Bob S." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Russian Christmas - Jan 8th - you can still make it if you hurry.
>
> Bob S.
>
>
> "Silvan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > I'm thinking about crossing the line in the sand and actually ordering
> > something from Harbor Freight.
> >
> > I found this on their web site, and found it amusing:
> >
> > "In order to receive your order in time for the holidays please call our
> > operators at (800) 423-2567 and arrange faster shipping."
> >
> > If they have a shipping option that can get me my order before
Christmas,
> I
> > want to know about it. I'll ship myself back to 1990 and tell myself
not
> > to major in foreign languages. :)
> >
> > --
> > Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
> > Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
> > http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
> >
>
>
Russian Christmas - Jan 8th - you can still make it if you hurry.
Bob S.
"Silvan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I'm thinking about crossing the line in the sand and actually ordering
> something from Harbor Freight.
>
> I found this on their web site, and found it amusing:
>
> "In order to receive your order in time for the holidays please call our
> operators at (800) 423-2567 and arrange faster shipping."
>
> If they have a shipping option that can get me my order before Christmas,
I
> want to know about it. I'll ship myself back to 1990 and tell myself not
> to major in foreign languages. :)
>
> --
> Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
> Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
>
In time for Xmas 2004???
Silvan wrote:
> I'm thinking about crossing the line in the sand and actually ordering
> something from Harbor Freight.
>
> I found this on their web site, and found it amusing:
>
> "In order to receive your order in time for the holidays please call our
> operators at (800) 423-2567 and arrange faster shipping."
>
> If they have a shipping option that can get me my order before Christmas, I
> want to know about it. I'll ship myself back to 1990 and tell myself not
> to major in foreign languages. :)
>
Silvan <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> I'm thinking about crossing the line in the sand and actually ordering
> something from Harbor Freight.
>
> I found this on their web site, and found it amusing:
>
> "In order to receive your order in time for the holidays please call our
> operators at (800) 423-2567 and arrange faster shipping."
>
> If they have a shipping option that can get me my order before Christmas, I
> want to know about it. I'll ship myself back to 1990 and tell myself not
> to major in foreign languages. :)
You are interpreting their message incorrectly. The year is 2004 so if
you special order now you will definately get it before Christmas
2004.
In article <[email protected]>,
Silvan <[email protected]> wrote:
> I'm thinking about crossing the line in the sand and actually ordering
> something from Harbor Freight.
>
> I found this on their web site, and found it amusing:
>
> "In order to receive your order in time for the holidays please call our
> operators at (800) 423-2567 and arrange faster shipping."
>
> If they have a shipping option that can get me my order before Christmas, I
> want to know about it. I'll ship myself back to 1990 and tell myself not
> to major in foreign languages. :)
They didn't say which holidays. Maybe you've got that someone special
who you'd like to send an impact wrench in time for Ground Hog Day?