My dear old departed father once told me "Women do not fart".
They "Poot"...
Philski
Dan Valleskey wrote:
> Women do not Belch
> Women do not Snore
> and
> Women do not Fart.
>
> Therefore, they must BITCH or they will blow up.
>
> (don't tell my wife I said that)
> -Dan
>
> On 19 Jan 2004 12:52:35 GMT, [email protected] (Brandystew)
> wrote:
>
> >My wife is in to quilting big time. It seems most women in the quilting
> >newsgroup F.A.R.T. That is Fabric Acquisition Road Trip. Does your SWMBO
> >F.A.R.T. a lot too?
> >
> >(To send e-mail, remove NOSPAM from address)
Women do not Belch
Women do not Snore
and
Women do not Fart.
Therefore, they must BITCH or they will blow up.
(don't tell my wife I said that)
-Dan
On 19 Jan 2004 12:52:35 GMT, [email protected] (Brandystew)
wrote:
>My wife is in to quilting big time. It seems most women in the quilting
>newsgroup F.A.R.T. That is Fabric Acquisition Road Trip. Does your SWMBO
>F.A.R.T. a lot too?
>
>(To send e-mail, remove NOSPAM from address)
Wife is one of those. Another acronym they like is SEX (Stash Enhancing
Experiences). I like SEX too.
A number of years ago, when I was much broker, Wife and I were at a lumber yard
and saw some fantastically figured board of a species I can no longer remember.
She asked if I was going to buy it, and I told her that I didn't have any
plans for it and I didn't have a place to store it. She said I'd make a lousy
quilter.
Since then, I've added a lot of lumber storage, and I've managed to fill it
all.
David
creator of the QuiltQuariam (Tm Larry)
vapor lock, right?
I am ashamed to say (okay, not really all that ashamed of it) that my
wife has woke me in the middle of the night to inform me that my farts
were too loud.
Must have been laying on my side.
can we end this thread now? I'm telling you all WAY too much about
me.
-Dan
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 20:22:12 -0700, Grandpa <jsdebooATcomcast.net>
wrote:
>Men don't fart, at least not at night anyway. They snore because their
>balls are covering their assholes which prevents them from farting.
>
>Dan Valleskey wrote:
>
>> Women do not Belch
>> Women do not Snore
>> and
>> Women do not Fart.
>>
>> Therefore, they must BITCH or they will blow up.
>>
>> (don't tell my wife I said that)
>> -Dan
>>
>> On 19 Jan 2004 12:52:35 GMT, [email protected] (Brandystew)
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>My wife is in to quilting big time. It seems most women in the quilting
>>>newsgroup F.A.R.T. That is Fabric Acquisition Road Trip. Does your SWMBO
>>>F.A.R.T. a lot too?
>>>
>>>(To send e-mail, remove NOSPAM from address)
>>
>>
>
My wife FARTS all the time,,,
once a year all the fabric stores in the twin cities have some kinda
"shop till ya drop" deal, and then her aunt, mother, and sister drive
up from wisconsin, an they all FART for the entire weekend.
hell i don't think a week goes by that she wont FART on the way home
from work at least twice...
sometimes she wants me to FART with her, but i would rather BELTCH
(buy every little tool, and chrome hardware)
PS if your SWMBO is at all like mine, her "stash" if sewn together,
would be big enough to tarp a battleship for winter storage!
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
>
> vapor lock, right?
>
> I am ashamed to say (okay, not really all that ashamed of it) that my
> wife has woke me in the middle of the night to inform me that my farts
> were too loud.
>
> Must have been laying on my side.
>
> can we end this thread now? I'm telling you all WAY too much about
> me.
>
>
TMI, definitely TMI*.
*Too Much Information
Men don't fart, at least not at night anyway. They snore because their
balls are covering their assholes which prevents them from farting.
Dan Valleskey wrote:
> Women do not Belch
> Women do not Snore
> and
> Women do not Fart.
>
> Therefore, they must BITCH or they will blow up.
>
> (don't tell my wife I said that)
> -Dan
>
> On 19 Jan 2004 12:52:35 GMT, [email protected] (Brandystew)
> wrote:
>
>
>>My wife is in to quilting big time. It seems most women in the quilting
>>newsgroup F.A.R.T. That is Fabric Acquisition Road Trip. Does your SWMBO
>>F.A.R.T. a lot too?
>>
>>(To send e-mail, remove NOSPAM from address)
>
>
In spades.
We find that there are alot of parallels between quilting an woodworking.
She refers to her fabric inventory as her "stash". It's the only
well-organized closet in the house.
I don't keep much of a wood inventory, but I make up for that in tooling :-)
-Steve
"Brandystew" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> My wife is in to quilting big time. It seems most women in the quilting
> newsgroup F.A.R.T. That is Fabric Acquisition Road Trip. Does your SWMBO
> F.A.R.T. a lot too?
>
> (To send e-mail, remove NOSPAM from address)