Ok, I'm sort of new to this group, so please forgive me if this
has been seen before.
Lou
It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is
one with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Great!
Thanks for sharing!
Rob
"loutent" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Ok, I'm sort of new to this group, so please forgive me if this
> has been seen before.
>
> Lou
>
> It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is
> one with none:
>
> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
> tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
> tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
> "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
> beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
> tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
> birch.
> It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."