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16/06/2004 12:27 AM

Charlie Self Update (Latest)

Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Thank you for all of your support.

Jeremy T. Baird
Florida, USA




Jeremy T Baird


This topic has 32 replies

Lr

"Leon"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 2:03 PM


<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
> the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
> were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
> stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
> freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
> move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

Wrong.!!!

> We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

ROTFLMAO

> The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
> news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
> this group.

Don't hold your breath.

> Thank you for all of your support.

I'll take your thank you but I'm not supporting you.

What do you say you add to that amendment something about banning "lying
about others" and banning "piss ant whiners" also.


DB

Dave Balderstone

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 11:47 AM

In article <[email protected]>,
<[email protected]> wrote:

> Thank you for all of your support.

I'll jopin the chorus...

Fuck you, Mr. Baird.

DH

Dave Hinz

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 6:41 PM

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:13:54 -0400, RB <[email protected]> wrote:
> Who is Jeremy T Blair? Was he elected god on a ballot I missed?

Just another troll, back for a second round to see who he can get to
pay attention to him.

LB

Larry Blanchard

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 1:54 PM

In article
<[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
> the scenes" activity that has been going on.
>
Another anonymous asshole.

Perhaps "AAA" should become web shorthand :-).

--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?

bR

[email protected] (Robert Bonomi)

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

25/06/2004 10:13 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
U-CDK_CHARLES\\Charles <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:03:47 +0100, LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Some of us even speak English.
>>>
>>>Ditto we historians.
>>
>> Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?
>>
>> - -
>
>We. Sentance:
>
>We historians speak English.
>
>Subject "We", modified by "historians"
>
>Predicate "speak", modified by "English"
>
>St. Peter heard a knock at the pearly gates:
>
>St. Peter: "Who is it?"
>
>Supplicant: "It is I"
>
>St. Peter: "Oh GREAT. Another English teacher."
>

One of the _few_ times St. Peter got it wrong.

There'd been a dual fatality on the Sesame St. set, the number 4 was
2nd in line.

cb

charlie b

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 9:54 AM

Perhaps Mr. Baird should
engage in aeronautical intercourse
with a transversing toroidal pastry.

I fear his efforts to clean up the
group will result in his being
up an unsanitary tributary with
insufficient means of locomotion.

Trolls.

charlie b

RR

RB

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 2:13 PM

Who is Jeremy T Blair? Was he elected god on a ballot I missed?

RB

[email protected] wrote:
> Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
> the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
> were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
> stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
> freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
> move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.
>
> We will clean up Usenet once and for all.
>
> The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
> news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
> this group.
>
> Thank you for all of your support.
>
> Jeremy T. Baird
> Florida, USA
>
>
>
>
> Jeremy T Baird
>

di

dave in fairfax

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 11:26 PM

Sweet Sawdust wrote:
>
> I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this case
> Mr. Baird "Go Fuck a Duck" and stay off the internet.

Try to understand. We've had this asshole here before. It's NOT
Jeremy Baird. Baird is a DJ in the Miami area. This is either
BAD or a thoroghly screwed up friend of Baird's who lives in NY.
DFTFT
Dave in Fairfax
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LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 11:49 PM


Sweet Sawdust wrote:
>
> I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this
case
> Mr. Baird "Go Fuck a Duck" and stay off the internet.

Prefer my version, "Fuck a duck, screw a pigeon, go to hell and get
religion".

Lew


UC

"U-CDK_CHARLES\\Charles" <"Charles Krug"@cdksystems.com>

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

25/06/2004 4:27 PM

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:03:47 +0100, LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>> Some of us even speak English.
>>
>>Ditto we historians.
>
> Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?
>
> - -

We. Sentance:

We historians speak English.

Subject "We", modified by "historians"

Predicate "speak", modified by "English"

St. Peter heard a knock at the pearly gates:

St. Peter: "Who is it?"

Supplicant: "It is I"

St. Peter: "Oh GREAT. Another English teacher."


Bb

"Beej-in-GA"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

17/06/2004 3:11 PM


"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 23:47:04 GMT, "Lew Hodgett"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >charlie b writes:
> >
> >> Perhaps Mr. Baird should
> >> engage in aeronautical intercourse
> >> with a transversing toroidal pastry.
> >
> >One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
> >since they don't have a clue what it means.
>
> Shit, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying fuck at a rolling
> donut when I see one.
>
> You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.
>
> Some of us even speak English.
>
>
> Regards,
> Tom.
>
> Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
> tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

Yeah! What he said!!!

BS

"Bob Schmall"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

25/06/2004 3:39 PM


"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 23:47:04 GMT, "Lew Hodgett"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >charlie b writes:
> >
> >> Perhaps Mr. Baird should
> >> engage in aeronautical intercourse
> >> with a transversing toroidal pastry.
> >
> >One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
> >since they don't have a clue what it means.
>
> Shit, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying fuck at a rolling
> donut when I see one.
>
> You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.
>
> Some of us even speak English.

Ditto we historians.

Bob

BS

"Bob Schmall"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 1:32 PM


<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
> the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
> were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
> stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
> freelance writing business.

Wrong. Charlie has more business than he can handle.

Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
> move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

Wrong. Charlie is moving back home from a place that wasn't good to him.

> We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

Who is "we"?

> The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
> news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
> this group.

Which is more profane: an individual who speaks his mind in a free country,
or someone who tattles on him, lies to the newsgroup, and hides his
identity?

> Thank you for all of your support.

You are most welcome, Dave.

BA

Bay Area Dave

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 5:13 PM

Bob Schmall wrote:

>
> You are most welcome, Dave.
>
>
you are one weird dude.

dave

PB

Pat Barber

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 8:33 PM

Welllll, I think that pretty well covers it..

and very nicely worded...

charlie b wrote:

> Perhaps Mr. Baird should
> engage in aeronautical intercourse
> with a transversing toroidal pastry.
>

LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 11:47 PM

charlie b writes:

> Perhaps Mr. Baird should
> engage in aeronautical intercourse
> with a transversing toroidal pastry.

One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
since they don't have a clue what it means.


--
Lew

SS

"Sweet Sawdust"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

21/06/2004 3:35 AM

Much better I agree, but I try to stay a little naive in that part of
English
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Sweet Sawdust wrote:
> >
> > I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this
> case
> > Mr. Baird "Go Fuck a Duck" and stay off the internet.
>
> Prefer my version, "Fuck a duck, screw a pigeon, go to hell and get
> religion".
>
> Lew
>
>
>

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 6:29 AM

Rob Stokes wrote:

> fuck you!

And the anonymous remailer he rode in on.

> love Rob!

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ND

"Norman D. Crow"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 5:58 PM


"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...

<Snip of absolutely assinine drivel>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Does this lunatic *really* believe most of the wRECkers around here are
going to believe this?


> Wrong.!!!
> ROTFLMAO
>
>
> Don't hold your breath.
>
>
> I'll take your thank you but I'm not supporting you.
>
> What do you say you add to that amendment something about banning "lying
> about others" and banning "piss ant whiners" also.

Thanks, Leon.


--
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jo4hn

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 5:14 PM

[email protected] wrote an essay about hogwash and
claptrap which I, in the interests of brevity and integrity, have snipped:

It appears that Jeremy T. has scaped the very fiber of many wRECker
beings this morning. This seems to occur whenever his lover, Nanny,
bleats out the standard headache excuse for not engaging in amorous
pursuits. Better luck tomorrow, Jeremy T.
mahalo,
jo4hn

p.s. Remember DFTFT is an acronym meaning Don't Feed The Trolls.

KS

"Kevin Singleton"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 8:35 PM

Too many prior associations.

Kevin
--
=====
Found: Iraqi WMDs! Please appear in person to claim!

"Larry Blanchard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> Another anonymous asshole.
>
> Perhaps "AAA" should become web shorthand :-).
>
> --
> Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?

SK

Steve Knight

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 4:34 PM

tell the truth you wish you could donate all your money to NASA in hopes they
will invent a time machine so you can go back in time and give Jeremy T. Baird's
parents a box of condom's that's what you really mean right?

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"Rob Stokes"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 4:51 AM

fuck you!

love Rob!

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http://www.robswoodworking.com

<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
> the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
> were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
> stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
> freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
> move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.
>
> We will clean up Usenet once and for all.
>
> The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
> news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
> this group.
>
> Thank you for all of your support.
>
> Jeremy T. Baird
> Florida, USA
>
>
>
>
> Jeremy T Baird
>

LL

LRod

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

25/06/2004 5:03 PM

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>> Some of us even speak English.
>
>Ditto we historians.

Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?

- -
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

TK

"Tom Kohlman"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

17/06/2004 1:30 AM

Looks like our little friend has found a home at Delta Newsgroups...I just
dropped them a note asking about AUP and informing them that the abuse
address seems to be forged. Will see what we get. Sooner or later he/she
will have to get a life.

"Kevin Singleton" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Too many prior associations.
>
> Kevin
> --
> =====
> Found: Iraqi WMDs! Please appear in person to claim!
>
> "Larry Blanchard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > Another anonymous asshole.
> >
> > Perhaps "AAA" should become web shorthand :-).
> >
> > --
> > Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?
>
>

LL

LRod

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

26/06/2004 1:05 AM

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 16:27:14 GMT, "U-CDK_CHARLES\\Charles" <"Charles
Krug"@cdksystems.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:03:47 +0100, LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Some of us even speak English.
>>>
>>>Ditto we historians.
>>
>> Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?

>We. Sentance:
>
>We historians speak English.
>
>Subject "We", modified by "historians"
>
>Predicate "speak", modified by "English"

Go back one step further. The statement preceding "some of us even
speak English," which was, "You should have more faith in old
cabinetmakers."

The implied subject makes the sentence read:
Some of us [cabinetmakers] even speak English.

Echoing that sentiment, the correct implied sentence is:
Ditto, [some of] us historians.

I don't really care. I always laugh at the we/us-I/me contortions
anyway. Usually the simple test is to add or drop a word and it makes
it clear to all. Like newscasters saying at the break, "join Joyce and
me with local news..." So many people want to make it "I".

- -
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

PK

Paul Kierstead

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 4:41 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
<[email protected]> wrote:

> We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

You are getting the boot, then?

> The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
> news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
> this group.

Ah, well, I must get it in before the profanity is banned: Fuck you.

Now the post was obviously a troll, but I am wondering if you actually
think that something can be banned from the group. Do you actually think
that carriers will do a TOS cause of a little profanity? Oh, by the way,
fuck you. I look forward to your definition of profanity.

TW

Tom Watson

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 8:41 PM

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 23:47:04 GMT, "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>charlie b writes:
>
>> Perhaps Mr. Baird should
>> engage in aeronautical intercourse
>> with a transversing toroidal pastry.
>
>One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
>since they don't have a clue what it means.

Shit, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying fuck at a rolling
donut when I see one.

You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.

Some of us even speak English.


Regards,
Tom.

Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

SS

"Sweet Sawdust"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 2:29 PM

I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this case
Mr. Baird "Go Fuck a Duck" and stay off the internet.
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
> the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
> were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
> stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
> freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
> move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.
>
> We will clean up Usenet once and for all.
>
> The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
> news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
> this group.
>
> Thank you for all of your support.
>
> Jeremy T. Baird
> Florida, USA
>
>
>
>
> Jeremy T Baird
>

BA

Bay Area Dave

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

17/06/2004 12:57 AM

dave in fairfax wrote:

> Sweet Sawdust wrote:
>
>>I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this case
>>Mr. Baird "Go Fuck a Duck" and stay off the internet.
>
>
> Try to understand. We've had this asshole here before. It's NOT
> Jeremy Baird. Baird is a DJ in the Miami area. This is either
> BAD or a thoroghly screwed up friend of Baird's who lives in NY.
> DFTFT
> Dave in Fairfax
you STUPID twit! the troll isn't me. MORON!!

dave

LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

17/06/2004 1:09 AM


"Tom Watson" writes:
> Shit, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying fuck at a rolling
> donut when I see one.
>
> You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.
>
> Some of us even speak English.

Touché.

Lew

BA

Bay Area Dave

in reply to on 16/06/2004 12:27 AM

16/06/2004 5:20 PM

jo4hn wrote:


> p.s. Remember DFTFT is an acronym meaning Don't Feed The Trolls.


not EXACTLY... :)

dave




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