On Fri, 7 Nov 2008 23:37:14 +0000, Jay Pique wrote
(in article
<[email protected]>):
> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint. It's
> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned up.
> I need a mantra.
>
> JP
You could use it to psychoanalyze large groups of people all at once..
Just fold your driveway in half and then smooth it out again.
It's a butterfly.. a bat... a map of the red states..
It's my mother lying at my feet, still trying to take the axe away from me
with her remaining hand.. but it's MINE.. MINE...
"Jay Pique" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint. It's
> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned up.
> I need a mantra.
>
> JP
No mantra needed, go back to the store and get enough paint to finish the
driveway. Also get some light gray to paint the grout lines on after the
red is dry.
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1] Depth of gene pool
2] Position on the food chain.
"Jay Pique" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint. It's
> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned up.
> I need a mantra.
Have the dog dump in the middle of it and then call your local museum of
modern art.
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"Jay Pique" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint. It's
> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned up.
> I need a mantra.
That's like smudging the dirt off part of a window pane. You'll now have to
bomb the rest of the driveway.
On Nov 7, 6:37 pm, Jay Pique <[email protected]> wrote:
> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint. It's
> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned up.
> I need a mantra.
Well, they'll take the "No Soliciting" sign a lot more seriously.
-Kevin
[email protected] wrote:
> On Nov 7, 6:37 pm, Jay Pique <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint.
>> It's
>> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
>> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
>> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned
>> up.
>> I need a mantra.
>
> Well, they'll take the "No Soliciting" sign a lot more seriously.
Now there's a thought--blood spatter and chalk outline on the
driveway. Maybe with a page from "The Watchtower" stuck down in the
blood spatter.
>
>
> -Kevin
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Jay Pique <[email protected]> wrote:
> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint. It's
> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned up.
Is your driveway concrete or macadam? Paint remover would be OK on
concrete, but anything that would remove paint would also probably
soften or dissolve macadam.
Have you considered repaving . . . ;-)
Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.
"Jay Pique" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just got back from the paint store with my new machinery paint. It's
> a little premature, but I figured it might get me moving.
> Unfortunately, the gallon of red alkyd primer fell in the middle of
> the driveway, and now it looks like a crime scene hastily cleaned up.
> I need a mantra.
>
> JP
Just drive over it with a new Kar ma.
Max