DoD Identifies Army Casualty
The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier
who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Staff Sgt. Johnnie V. Mason, 32, of Rio Vista, Texas, died in Al
Mahmudiyah,Iraq on Dec. 19, when an improvised explosive device detonated
near his HMMWV. Mason was assigned to the 717th Ordnance Company, 184th
Ordnance Battalion, 52nd Ordnance Group (Explosive Ordnance Detachment),
Fort Campbell, Ky
On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:02:27 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]> wrote:
>Dave Hinz wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:08:09 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>>>
>>>> Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And,
>>>> it improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a
>>>> net positive.
>>
>>> "Give thanks to God that when he made you a fool, he gave you a
>>> fool's face."
>>
>> Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. At least you've
>> answered my "why" question of earlier. Here's your <plonk>.
>> Respond if you choose, but, well, you know.
>>
>
>Thank you. That's all I really wanted in the first place was to be
>plonked by you and for you to tell me that you plonked me. You seemed
>to get enjoyment from it. Just as you claim to help people by telling
>them you plonk them, I just want to help YOU by giving you someone to
>plonk.
>
>Now, I know you're reading this as it's human nature to be curious
>about such a thing. Maybe not in a direct reply, but maybe further
>down the thread. At any rate, let me just say to you... <plonk>
>
>(of course I didn't plonk him... I almost never plonk. And when I do
>plonk, I just plonk quietly. The plonkee never knows he's been
>plonked.)
>
>Ok, I'll shut up now.
"When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies
Don't you want somebody to PLONK
Don't you need somebody to PLONK
Wouldn't you love somebody to PLONK
You better find somebody to PLONK"
(apologies to the Airplane...)
(btw - this was not directed at the plonkee)
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
Tom Watson wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:02:27 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >Dave Hinz wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:08:09 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]>
> >> wrote:
> >>> Dave Hinz wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And,
> >>>> it improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a
> >>>> net positive.
> >>
> >>> "Give thanks to God that when he made you a fool, he gave you a
> >>> fool's face."
> >>
> >> Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. At least you've
> >> answered my "why" question of earlier. Here's your <plonk>.
> >> Respond if you choose, but, well, you know.
> >>
> >
> >Thank you. That's all I really wanted in the first place was to be
> >plonked by you and for you to tell me that you plonked me. You seemed
> >to get enjoyment from it. Just as you claim to help people by telling
> >them you plonk them, I just want to help YOU by giving you someone to
> >plonk.
> >
> >Now, I know you're reading this as it's human nature to be curious
> >about such a thing. Maybe not in a direct reply, but maybe further
> >down the thread. At any rate, let me just say to you... <plonk>
> >
> >(of course I didn't plonk him... I almost never plonk. And when I do
> >plonk, I just plonk quietly. The plonkee never knows he's been
> >plonked.)
> >
> >Ok, I'll shut up now.
>
>
> "When the truth is found to be lies
> And all the joy within you dies
>
> Don't you want somebody to PLONK
> Don't you need somebody to PLONK
> Wouldn't you love somebody to PLONK
> You better find somebody to PLONK"
>
> (apologies to the Airplane...)
>
>
>
> (btw - this was not directed at the plonkee)
>
>
>
> Tom Watson - WoodDorker
> tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
ROTFL !,,, There may be egg nog in my key board too! Plonk may replace
the F word on this news group soon. Dave plonked me Saturday or Sunday,
I don't even remember wich. Anyway from now on, instead of FU, I'll be
using PU. The Airplane would probably be honored to be remembered at
all. Of course I recognized the parody almost immediately, being from
that generation. Thanks for the giggle in such a perilous time!
Tom in KY, I'm still kinda' smiling.
In article <[email protected]>, stoutman <.@.> wrote:
> Does anyone know the best way to get eggnog out of a laptop?
Depends on how it got in there.
--
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. "
-- Gene Spafford, 1992
On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:34:58 -0500, mike hide <[email protected]> wrote:
> the asshole is back
And the idiots keep feeding him.
<plonk>
On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:00:27 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dave Hinz wrote:
>
> Plonk me too! Plonk me too!
Why?
> Always amused by those that feel the need to tell someone they've been
> killfiled (supposedly) rather than just do it quietly. I know... I'm
> feeding an idiot of another sort ;-)
Well Joe, you see, if the person never gets feedback that he's
prolonging the problem, how is he to know?
On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:19:07 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dave Hinz wrote:
>> Well Joe, you see, if the person never gets feedback that he's
>> prolonging the problem, how is he to know?
> Well Dave, you see, informing him of your thoughts is one thing. But
> you tell him you plonked him to help him out? Mighty fine-spirited of
> you!
Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And, it
improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a net
positive.
On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:08:09 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dave Hinz wrote:
>
>> Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And,
>> it improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a net
>> positive.
> "Give thanks to God that when he made you a fool, he gave you a fool's
> face."
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. At least you've answered my
"why" question of earlier. Here's your <plonk>. Respond if you choose,
but, well, you know.
"136.9.44.62" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:aShqf.14479$CL.5663@trnddc04...
> DoD Identifies Army Casualty
> The Department of Defense announced today the death of a
> soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
>
>
>
> Staff Sgt. Johnnie V. Mason, 32, of Rio Vista, Texas, died in
> Al Mahmudiyah,Iraq on Dec. 19, when an improvised explosive device
> detonated near his HMMWV. Mason was assigned to the 717th Ordnance
> Company, 184th Ordnance Battalion, 52nd Ordnance Group (Explosive Ordnance
> Detachment), Fort Campbell, Ky
>
the asshole is back
> "When the truth is found to be lies
> And all the joy within you dies
>
> Don't you want somebody to PLONK
> Don't you need somebody to PLONK
> Wouldn't you love somebody to PLONK
> You better find somebody to PLONK"
Thanks Tom!
Does anyone know the best way to get eggnog out of a laptop?
> Tom Watson - WoodDorker
> tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
"Joe Barta" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dave Hinz wrote:
>>
>> Well Joe, you see, if the person never gets feedback that he's
>> prolonging the problem, how is he to know?
>
> Well Dave, you see, informing him of your thoughts is one thing. But
> you tell him you plonked him to help him out? Mighty fine-spirited of
> you!
Not to mention that he said he was going to plonk you and didn't. I think
he was trying to scare you into behaving.
Dave is our local Net Nanny that seldom has any thing to say that actually
pertains to woodworking.
More like a gorilla with a BMFH....
"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> NO, Dont stop. You wield a keyboard like Picasso wielded paint! Keep 'em
> coming!
>
> More like a gorilla with a BMFH....
>
So that explains the stench at least.
>
> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> NO, Dont stop. You wield a keyboard like Picasso wielded paint! Keep
>> 'em coming!
>>
>
>
Dave Hinz wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:34:58 -0500, mike hide
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> the asshole is back
>
> And the idiots keep feeding him.
> <plonk>
>
>
Plonk me too! Plonk me too!
Always amused by those that feel the need to tell someone they've been
killfiled (supposedly) rather than just do it quietly. I know... I'm
feeding an idiot of another sort ;-)
Dave Hinz wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:00:27 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>>
>> Plonk me too! Plonk me too!
>
> Why?
>
>> Always amused by those that feel the need to tell someone they've
>> been killfiled (supposedly) rather than just do it quietly. I
>> know... I'm feeding an idiot of another sort ;-)
>
> Well Joe, you see, if the person never gets feedback that he's
> prolonging the problem, how is he to know?
Well Dave, you see, informing him of your thoughts is one thing. But
you tell him you plonked him to help him out? Mighty fine-spirited of
you!
Dave Hinz wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:19:07 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>
>>> Well Joe, you see, if the person never gets feedback that he's
>>> prolonging the problem, how is he to know?
>
>> Well Dave, you see, informing him of your thoughts is one thing.
>> But you tell him you plonked him to help him out? Mighty
>> fine-spirited of you!
>
> Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And,
> it improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a net
> positive.
"Give thanks to God that when he made you a fool, he gave you a fool's
face."
Dave Hinz wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:08:09 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>>
>>> Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And,
>>> it improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a
>>> net positive.
>
>> "Give thanks to God that when he made you a fool, he gave you a
>> fool's face."
>
> Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. At least you've
> answered my "why" question of earlier. Here's your <plonk>.
> Respond if you choose, but, well, you know.
>
Thank you. That's all I really wanted in the first place was to be
plonked by you and for you to tell me that you plonked me. You seemed
to get enjoyment from it. Just as you claim to help people by telling
them you plonk them, I just want to help YOU by giving you someone to
plonk.
Now, I know you're reading this as it's human nature to be curious
about such a thing. Maybe not in a direct reply, but maybe further
down the thread. At any rate, let me just say to you... <plonk>
(of course I didn't plonk him... I almost never plonk. And when I do
plonk, I just plonk quietly. The plonkee never knows he's been
plonked.)
Ok, I'll shut up now.
PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK
"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Joe Barta" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>>>
>>> Well Joe, you see, if the person never gets feedback that he's
>>> prolonging the problem, how is he to know?
>>
>> Well Dave, you see, informing him of your thoughts is one thing. But
>> you tell him you plonked him to help him out? Mighty fine-spirited of
>> you!
>
> Not to mention that he said he was going to plonk you and didn't. I think
> he was trying to scare you into behaving.
>
> Dave is our local Net Nanny that seldom has any thing to say that actually
> pertains to woodworking.
>
>
plonk'd punk!
"Joe Barta" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dave Hinz wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:08:09 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>>>
>>>> Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And,
>>>> it improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a
>>>> net positive.
>>
>>> "Give thanks to God that when he made you a fool, he gave you a
>>> fool's face."
>>
>> Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. At least you've
>> answered my "why" question of earlier. Here's your <plonk>.
>> Respond if you choose, but, well, you know.
>>
>
> Thank you. That's all I really wanted in the first place was to be
> plonked by you and for you to tell me that you plonked me. You seemed
> to get enjoyment from it. Just as you claim to help people by telling
> them you plonk them, I just want to help YOU by giving you someone to
> plonk.
>
> Now, I know you're reading this as it's human nature to be curious
> about such a thing. Maybe not in a direct reply, but maybe further
> down the thread. At any rate, let me just say to you... <plonk>
>
> (of course I didn't plonk him... I almost never plonk. And when I do
> plonk, I just plonk quietly. The plonkee never knows he's been
> plonked.)
>
> Ok, I'll shut up now.
On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 19:16:22 GMT, "136.9.44.62" <[email protected]> wrote:
>DoD Identifies Army Casualty
>
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"Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:19:07 GMT, Joe Barta <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>
>>> Well Joe, you see, if the person never gets feedback that he's
>>> prolonging the problem, how is he to know?
>
>> Well Dave, you see, informing him of your thoughts is one thing. But
>> you tell him you plonked him to help him out? Mighty fine-spirited of
>> you!
>
> Well, it saves him the time of replying to me, doesn't it? And, it
> improves the signal:noise ratio as seen here. Seems like a net
> positive.
>
"Joe Barta" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dave Hinz wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:34:58 -0500, mike hide
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> the asshole is back
>>
>> And the idiots keep feeding him.
>> <plonk>
>>
>>
>
> Plonk me too! Plonk me too!
>
> Always amused by those that feel the need to tell someone they've been
> killfiled (supposedly) rather than just do it quietly. I know... I'm
> feeding an idiot of another sort ;-)
>
He plonked me last October. It was a blessing in disguise.
Sorry, I'm not your Father......... Perhaps you can find him at
rec.crossdressingqueens.... Faggot!
"mike hide" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "136.9.44.62" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:aShqf.14479$CL.5663@trnddc04...
>> DoD Identifies Army Casualty
>> The Department of Defense announced today the death of a
>> soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
>>
>>
>>
>> Staff Sgt. Johnnie V. Mason, 32, of Rio Vista, Texas, died in
>> Al Mahmudiyah,Iraq on Dec. 19, when an improvised explosive device
>> detonated near his HMMWV. Mason was assigned to the 717th Ordnance
>> Company, 184th Ordnance Battalion, 52nd Ordnance Group (Explosive
>> Ordnance Detachment), Fort Campbell, Ky
>>
>
> the asshole is back
>
"136.9.44.62" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:snnqf.36342$aU4.28488@trnddc06...
>I really can't beleive you guy's, you guy's even suck at being
>stupid............Joe, Dave, Mike and Leon... I bet all Sunday
>Christians!.KUDO's Ignorance is bliss and you all must be really happy then
>shit!
>
> Morons I've been morphing before you idiots ever caught on......... and
> you think it was because of being k-filed.
>
> Wow self-centered ....................................and stupid!
>
Good going 136.9.44.62 ! You are so smart! Keep up the good work.
Dude.
No mini-creep. Trying to give him what he wants and maybe he will go away.
Trying a little psychology.
--
Stoutman
http://home.triad.rr.com/brianmelissa/woodworking_frames.htm
"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hey, mini-creep, do you cook your own meth? If you do, happy OD. Please.
>
get a computer your watchen' way to much TV! It rots your mind and then you
begin to believe in Jesus....
"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hey, mini-creep, do you cook your own meth? If you do, happy OD. Please.
>
I really can't beleive you guy's, you guy's even suck at being
stupid............Joe, Dave, Mike and Leon... I bet all Sunday
Christians!.KUDO's Ignorance is bliss and you all must be really happy then
shit!
Morons I've been morphing before you idiots ever caught on......... and you
think it was because of being k-filed.
Wow self-centered ....................................and stupid!
"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Joe Barta" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Dave Hinz wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:34:58 -0500, mike hide
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> the asshole is back
>>>
>>> And the idiots keep feeding him.
>>> <plonk>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Plonk me too! Plonk me too!
>>
>> Always amused by those that feel the need to tell someone they've been
>> killfiled (supposedly) rather than just do it quietly. I know... I'm
>> feeding an idiot of another sort ;-)
>>
>
> He plonked me last October. It was a blessing in disguise.
>
THAT'S IT I'M LEAVIN! Right now!
"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> That was sarcasm by the way.. Just in case..
>
>
>
No! Look behind you, your mother's standing there!
"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>> More like a gorilla with a BMFH....
>>
>
> So that explains the stench at least.
>
>>
>> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> NO, Dont stop. You wield a keyboard like Picasso wielded paint! Keep
>>> 'em coming!
>>>
>>
>>
>
>