Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in
the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon. Why, I don't
know... it's really strange. I'll even try to go before I go out but to no
avail... I'm wondering if woodworking is just do darn relaxing to me that my
internal organs rejoice when I go out in my shop.
Am I really weird or are there others out there with this occurance? And if
there are others, are they even willing to admit it?
Anyhoo, thanks for listening.
Cole N. Blow
I doubt it. TS vibrate too fast...
Vic Baron wrote:
> Hmmm - in the book "Sex & the Single Woman" of many years ago, the author
> talked about women leaning against the vibrating washing machine for sexual
> pleasure. Do modern day woodworking women use the tablesaw for the same
> purpose?
>
> Inquiring minds...................
>
> vgb
Tom Robison wrote:
> I find that telephone calls can be a rectal trigger mechanism.
All this time I thought it was the other way around....
--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
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http://www.mortimerschnerd.com
Not if it's properly aligned and balanced. Remember a nickel should
stand on edge on the table when it's running. ;-)
RB
Vic Baron wrote:
> Hmmm - in the book "Sex & the Single Woman" of many years ago, the author
> talked about women leaning against the vibrating washing machine for sexual
> pleasure. Do modern day woodworking women use the tablesaw for the same
> purpose?
>
> Inquiring minds...................
>
>
> vgb
>
> "wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
>>that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
>>garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in
>>the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon. Why, I don't
>>know... it's really strange. I'll even try to go before I go out but to
>
> no
>
>>avail... I'm wondering if woodworking is just do darn relaxing to me that
>
> my
>
>>internal organs rejoice when I go out in my shop.
>>
>>Am I really weird or are there others out there with this occurance? And
>
> if
>
>>there are others, are they even willing to admit it?
>>
>>Anyhoo, thanks for listening.
>>
>>Cole N. Blow
>>
>>
>
>
>
Funny that you mention the farting... I didn't think about that in my
original post but now that you mention it... It usually precedes the more
solid form of colon activity but occassionally continues to occur
afterwards... but then again, now that I think about it, when do I NOT fart?
hmmmm
Kinda reminds me of the saying my nephew used to say when he was in
construction... I eat sawdust and poop 2x4's.
wch
"PC Gameplayer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
> > that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
> > garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm
in
> > the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon.
>
> Hey, I'll admit this--I'm not proud, and none of y'all know me. (C:
>
> I don't have a colon clearing experience during ww'ing, but I do have
> to admit to fairly severe bouts of...um...well.....farting...while
> ww'ing. Not really sure why, and I've always wondered what other
> people think when it happens during a ww-ing class, but then
> again...I'm not proud, and none of 'em know me...
>
> Jim
"wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre
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This is a common occurrence in my household. I'm certain there is a
direct connection between the alimentary canal and the entry to my
shop (as it were). And so now I fool my body by doing some
preliminary shop maintenance (commonly known as garage-farting... and
now we know why) before I get my hands dirty, tools set-up, brushes
loaded with shellac, and so on. Works every time.
O'Deen
It used to happen to me when I went to singles dances. I think it was
nerves. So I took exlax the night before. That did the trick.
Joe
--
A hobbyist / carpenter with an emphasis on small projects.
"wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
> that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
> garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in
> the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon. Why, I don't
> know... it's really strange. I'll even try to go before I go out but to
no
> avail... I'm wondering if woodworking is just do darn relaxing to me that
my
> internal organs rejoice when I go out in my shop.
>
> Am I really weird or are there others out there with this occurance? And
if
> there are others, are they even willing to admit it?
>
> Anyhoo, thanks for listening.
>
> Cole N. Blow
>
>
Paul in MN wrote:
> Never really noticed that before, but I do remember when I had dial up
> connections that it would always happen when I finally got a good
> connection, and of course was paying by the minute.....
Back when I was in high school, I never had to pee until after I'd suited up for
football practice. Then I HAD to pee. It never failed.
--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
[email protected]
http://www.mortimerschnerd.com
"Patrick Olguin" <[email protected]> wrote in message >
> This is a common occurrence in my household. I'm certain there is a
> direct connection between the alimentary canal and the entry to my
> shop (as it were).
You guys are missing the obvious. The body tells the mind that it's going to
be working with a pile of sharp, dangerous machinery capable of decapitating
body parts. After that, it's just the body reacting normally.
"PC Gameplayer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
> > that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
> > garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm
in
> > the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon.
>
> Hey, I'll admit this--I'm not proud, and none of y'all know me. (C:
>
> I don't have a colon clearing experience during ww'ing, but I do have
> to admit to fairly severe bouts of...um...well.....farting...while
> ww'ing. Not really sure why, and I've always wondered what other
> people think when it happens during a ww-ing class, but then
> again...I'm not proud, and none of 'em know me...
>
> Jim
Old saying: " A working horse is a farting horse".
"wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
> that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
> garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in
> the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon.
Hey, I'll admit this--I'm not proud, and none of y'all know me. (C:
I don't have a colon clearing experience during ww'ing, but I do have
to admit to fairly severe bouts of...um...well.....farting...while
ww'ing. Not really sure why, and I've always wondered what other
people think when it happens during a ww-ing class, but then
again...I'm not proud, and none of 'em know me...
Jim
Never really noticed that before, but I do remember when I had dial up
connections that it would always happen when I finally got a good
connection, and of course was paying by the minute.....
Paul
"wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
> that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
> garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in
> the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon. Why, I don't
> know... it's really strange. I'll even try to go before I go out but to
no
> avail... I'm wondering if woodworking is just do darn relaxing to me that
my
> internal organs rejoice when I go out in my shop.
>
> Am I really weird or are there others out there with this occurance? And
if
> there are others, are they even willing to admit it?
>
> Anyhoo, thanks for listening.
>
> Cole N. Blow
>
>
I find that telephone calls can be a rectal trigger mechanism.
Tom
"wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
> that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
> garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in
> the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon. Why, I don't
> know... it's really strange. I'll even try to go before I go out but to
no
> avail... I'm wondering if woodworking is just do darn relaxing to me that
my
> internal organs rejoice when I go out in my shop.
>
> Am I really weird or are there others out there with this occurance? And
if
> there are others, are they even willing to admit it?
>
> Anyhoo, thanks for listening.
>
> Cole N. Blow
>
>
Hmmm - in the book "Sex & the Single Woman" of many years ago, the author
talked about women leaning against the vibrating washing machine for sexual
pleasure. Do modern day woodworking women use the tablesaw for the same
purpose?
Inquiring minds...................
vgb
"wch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon
> that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the
> garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in
> the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon. Why, I don't
> know... it's really strange. I'll even try to go before I go out but to
no
> avail... I'm wondering if woodworking is just do darn relaxing to me that
my
> internal organs rejoice when I go out in my shop.
>
> Am I really weird or are there others out there with this occurance? And
if
> there are others, are they even willing to admit it?
>
> Anyhoo, thanks for listening.
>
> Cole N. Blow
>
>